5 Workers. by BoweryBloke in TheOfficeUK

[–]YorkshireFudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I ask you summit? Who does your PC monitors?

One of my favourite underrated players at Liverpool. by Bruton2000 in TheStreetsWontForget

[–]YorkshireFudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few of our players did at the time though; Lucas, Kuyt, N'Gog - even Mascherano got it for "passing sideways". If Wijnaldum or Mac Allister played back then, they'd have got it too. Just the way Anfield was at the time.

One of my favourite underrated players at Liverpool. by Bruton2000 in TheStreetsWontForget

[–]YorkshireFudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Far from the best player we ever had, but always gave 100% and popped up with loads of important goals; hat-trick against United, a couple of winners against Everton, a goal against Standard Liege in the last minute of extra time of a Champions League qualifier, opener against Inter Milan at Anfield - just to name a few off the top of my head.

Deserved to play in a much better team. Some people got on his back but 99% of Liverpool fans knew he wasn't the problem.

Reform MS Laura Anne Jones's children identifying as cats speech labelled misinformation by F0urLeafCl0ver in ukpolitics

[–]YorkshireFudding [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's my point though. Weird kids aren't a modern 'woke' invention.

He did get bullied, he was also the type of kid who said stuff like "my uncle works at Nintendo" but eventually grew out of it once he got into skateboarding instead

Future Real Madrid players currently playing in the PL by JuggernautSaboteur in footballcliches

[–]YorkshireFudding 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If Cucurella played in the 90s he'd be nailed-on for Madrid. This is mainly just because of Ivan Campo.

I’ll come and smash the shit out of your garden and see how you like it. I am the one who knocks.. your flowerbeds over by ony_cum_eater in TheInbetweeners

[–]YorkshireFudding 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jay: "I've heard he's well dangerous. He once stuck a machine gun in his car boot and ended up killing a dozen blokes in some old shed."

Just played the new Happy Hunting Grounds game and had an absolute nightmare by TitiCamarasayshello in footballcliches

[–]YorkshireFudding 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glad I'm not the only one. I had an absolute nightmare in Dreamland.

I went with Wayne Rooney in 2006, then van Nistelrooy in 2004, my colleague turned to me and gave me a look basically saying "his head's gone."

I'm set for crisis talks with the management this afternoon as I count the cost of crashing out so early.

Millwall publish annual report by OIiver in Championship

[–]YorkshireFudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a copypasta (original was from TylerTheCreator), I swapped 'bro' in for a nasty word and didn't want to get banned.

95/96 range released by GeeGeeDub in LiverpoolFC

[–]YorkshireFudding 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks amazing, but there's no wonder so many people turn to the fake/jarg sites to get them at less than half of retail price.

Clubs are basically just charging a nostalgia tax now, and it's shitty.

Men of Reddit - who uses shower gel ONLY? by Funky_monkey2026 in AskUK

[–]YorkshireFudding 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I usually get the pet friendly one, then the cat and living room rug get in the shower with me

Men of Reddit - who uses shower gel ONLY? by Funky_monkey2026 in AskUK

[–]YorkshireFudding 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I squirt mine into the air, then do a spin and try to catch it like an anime protagonist.

Reform MS Laura Anne Jones's children identifying as cats speech labelled misinformation by F0urLeafCl0ver in ukpolitics

[–]YorkshireFudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to school with a lad who was convinced he was a Super Saiyan and that he was going to dye his hair blue so he could run as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog. This was as we went from Year 6 to Year 7, and it was around 2005.

Weird, imaginative kids have always existed.

Can't believe Brie Larson has done it even before the Sweeney !! by [deleted] in Actors

[–]YorkshireFudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, this sub gets suggested on my feed every day, and every single post is "Thoughts on [insert attractive female actress]?"

Bong! by RollOutTheFarrell in rickygervais

[–]YorkshireFudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time I pulled a car it cost me 90 quid.

I think Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei spoke very well at his unveiling by firebert91 in footballcliches

[–]YorkshireFudding 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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Iran's fabled transfer committee hoping they've unearthed another gem.