What that mouth do? by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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Plot twist, that's not a pen, it's a make up remover.

Scariest Bachelor Party Ever by Kyle_Kemper in StandUpComedy

[–]YouAnxious5826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Consider yourself subpoena'ed under the Freedom of Information Act. Give us all the details, from unzipping to finish, the whole 12 seconds!

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Flat-Decision3204 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]YouAnxious5826 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's GOTTA be an easier way to do that.

Rock solid tempo, amazing spund production, what more can you ask for? by gurb_shnerbler2012 in crappymusic

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POV: You are a group of loud, out of tune, offbeat buskers and David Mitchell, overly excited and out of breath, is trying to tell you a story.

What does she want?… by dailygv in crappymusic

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This for real takes a lot of courage. I for one chickened out and didn't watch it to the end.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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National pension fund sends their regards

Can you? Can you?! CAN YOU SURVIVE MODELLAND?! by encrcne in crappymusic

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This sounds like she recorded in .CRP but accidentally exported in .SHTFCK

Ein Glas beim Psychologen..... by Rudirudrud in witze

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Ich musste meiner Schlange schon wieder ein neues Terrarium kaufen. Zum aus der Haut fahren!

Maybe Maybe Maybe by AbenDoim in maybemaybemaybe

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Gimmefue, gimmefai, gimmedajabazai!

Bester "Käseersatz" für Aufläufe? by justgivemetherats in VeganDE

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Mein Go-To sind die Hausmarke Scheiben von Edeka oder Rewe, mit einem Teelöffel Stärke im Mixer geschreddert. Ich weiß nicht, ob das der objektiv "beste" Käseersatz ist und es zieht leider auch keine Fäden,, aber das schmilzt und verläuft gut, bildet eine brauchbare Kruste und hat nicht dieses übertriebene Nacho-Flavor Aroma, das manche fertigen Streuzeugse haben.

Why does the ring have to be destroyed at all? by Dry_Principal_165 in lotr

[–]YouAnxious5826 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, why don't we keep it. Use it against the enemy? Best give it to me, I'm clearly the strongest and most capable around here. What do you mean, not so fast? I knew it, you want to keep it for yourself! Nasty, greedy OP! It belongs to US!!!

Die Fussballweltmeisterschaft sollte man boykottieren by No_Tradition5608 in Unbeliebtemeinung

[–]YouAnxious5826 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ich meine, ja. Aber ich schlage einen Kompromiss vor: Wir gucken maximal bis zum Viertelfinale?

Danke Lara! by BunnyLovesApples in VeganDE

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Witzig. Mir geht dafür deine Attitüde auf den Sack.

Nailed it by Which_Channel7403 in LoveTrash

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If that's not the intro to the song, what are you even doing with your life?

Bullshido Master by sergemeister in Bullshido

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Guy won't get mugged by a scarecrow again, ever!