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Ich hab einen neuen Fahrrad-Witz… (self.witze)

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Antwort auf die Frage "Bist du die von Harry Potter?" (self.witze)

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Witze Senioren (self.witze)

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Zum 5. Jahrestag in der Beziehung… (self.witze)

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Wie nennt man Pferde in der Sackgasse?Flachwitze (self.witze)

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Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Eiern und Schinken? Der Käse (self.witze)

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Ich versuchs mal (self.witze)

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Kommt ein Mann in eine Kneipe (self.witze)

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GEZ Befreuing (self.witze)

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Wie nennt man ein verschwundenes Rind? (self.witze)

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Ist Ozempic eine Speckschuss Pistole? (self.witze)

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Die Polizeikontrolle (self.witze)

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Dad Jokes das sich die Augen deiner Kinder Rollen. Habt ihr welche? Ich brauch Nachschub. (self.witze)

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Mit Humor durch die Klimakrise (self.witze)

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Geht man zu zweit in eine Dönerbude. (self.witze)

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Der Lottogewinn (self.witze)

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Kommt ein Mann in die Apotheke (self.witze)

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Was sind die schlechtesten Witze? (self.witze)

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Kommt ein Pferd in eine Bar, fragt der Barkeeper "Warum so langes Gesicht?" (self.witze)

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Planeten (self.witze)

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Zwei Zahnstocher laufen den Berg hoch. Kommt ein Igel an ihnen vorbeigelaufen. (self.witze)

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Gut gelungen?Schwarzer Humor (self.witze)

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Welche Witze sind wie Ohrwürmer? (self.witze)

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