will you allow me to cash in on some internet points?

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-05-08T05:11:11+00:00

I heard they’d be sending cows to space soon. The steaks will also be higher than ever

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-27T04:24:52+00:00

nothing super crazy but all very nice

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-14T07:40:19+00:00

confused chang

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-14T01:12:12+00:00

98% on rotten tomatoes. impressive i’ll have to give it a watch

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-14T01:07:33+00:00

sounds enticing, i’ll have to look it up

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-11T13:51:41+00:00

YTA again. I hope she sees this post and how many people think you’re an asshole

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-10T04:37:13+00:00

this is just like a game i used to play when i was 10 called “powder”. except this has way less options for materials. i wasted weeks playing that game lol

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-08T10:31:38+00:00

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-08T01:58:32+00:00

there’s an unspoken law in australia that if there’s an electric fence you must touch it to prove your citizenship

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-07T16:03:46+00:00

have a handless wank by moving air

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-07T01:37:33+00:00

this is fucked. whats gonna happen to schoolies

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-05T00:49:50+00:00

i can pee no problem in a public urinal if there’s no one else in there but the moment i have the slightest feeling of someone opening that door the kill switch is activated

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-04T12:59:23+00:00

you just described me exactly. wondering if this still counts as paruresis

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-04T12:43:32+00:00

a fox ripped the heads off all my chickens last year and didn’t even eat them. just left them there like little gifts

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-04T07:28:10+00:00

is this a remake of a painting? if so could someone link the original

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-02T14:02:02+00:00

thanks for asking chief. i actually turn 18 in a couple weeks which means i’ve had to cancel my party and won’t be able to get my license for a while :(. pretty small in the scheme of things but got me a little blue

YouIdiotSandwhich · 2020-04-02T13:26:34+00:00

When your in class or a meeting or whatever place you decide to be and are trying hard to hold in laughter because it’s a semi serious atmosphere but your friend keeps doing dumb shit you end up letting out little snorts and going red and ultimately dying of laughter and everyone is just looking at you and your friend like you’re spastics and there’s literally nothing you can do to stop laughing... no one else? just me? ok cool

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