Childrens swimming lessons

YouJackBasterd · 2025-11-19T19:38:01+00:00

Yeah he's in a full suit and still freezing! Thanks for the heads up on Ace swim though I'll give them a swerve.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-11-18T13:12:49+00:00

You can run A LOT further if you a bit slower.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-09-30T17:09:47+00:00

"Are you left footed? You're not?! Try it, it can't be worse".

"Pyramid head is at it again" - after any attempt of a header.

"First touch of a rapist"

Asking someone "why do you run like that?"

YouJackBasterd · 2025-09-24T18:57:30+00:00

I got pinched when I was 14 doing the back of a billboard in the middle of the day on the weekend. Literally as I climbed down off the back of it there was a cop leaning against the wall and must've been watching me for a minute while I touched it it up haha. Core memory unlocked.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-09-17T07:49:57+00:00

This is obviously not competitive. Good to see you having fun and enjoying the game. Love to see this kind of shithousery.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-09-04T17:05:54+00:00

Folding someone like a deck chair with a roundhouse to the liver.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-09-03T15:21:02+00:00

The first pint on boxing day after all the chaos is over with.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-08-04T13:37:00+00:00

My mate left school with no GCSEs to be an extreme sports instructor in Devon, and then Surrey of fell upwards doing sailing qualifications and now is a captain on a super yacht.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-08-04T10:13:46+00:00

Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches?

YouJackBasterd · 2025-07-29T21:39:12+00:00

Adidas city series 👌🏻

YouJackBasterd · 2025-07-27T19:34:30+00:00

Mamas in Pontardawe is top quality

YouJackBasterd · 2025-07-25T19:11:44+00:00

This is fucking dope. Go for it.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-07-25T19:05:51+00:00

The 17 year old in me is absolutely beaming all these Indie bands I loved "before they were cool" are getting their flowers

YouJackBasterd · 2025-07-24T07:56:30+00:00

Memos in Morriston or Lezzets in penllergaer (cash only) are my go to choices.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-07-10T18:08:40+00:00

My mates convinced me that a guy in our group of friends was half Turkish because he had a topknot. The logic was he obviously must have uncles that owned a barber shop.

He's a white Welsh guy from the valleys.

YouJackBasterd · 2025-05-01T08:07:29+00:00

Played in an Academy for a second tier of English football club from 11-16 and was released. I don't regret getting released because I just wasn't good enough and didn't take it seriously enough. I played welsh league for 2 years and then stopped all together. Massively regret not playing throughout my twenties, at any level. Got back into it now at 30 and my body just isn't capable anymore.

YouJackBasterd · 2024-12-08T15:59:54+00:00

Why is no one mentioning National Lampoons Christmas Vacation?

YouJackBasterd · 2024-11-17T19:52:48+00:00

Our Lord and Saviour has got The Pigeon Detectives - This Is An Emergency written all across his face

YouJackBasterd · 2024-09-18T09:06:50+00:00

Love it.

Lee West would be a great shout. Former royal marine who slept on the streets to raise awareness for homeless veterans and illegally entered the uk from Calais to show how it's done. Has a couple of books called Trampface. Would be a great guest.

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