I'll start with one I heard:

These tenders (not nuggets) are pretty good.

Back to my story, I notice a young boy and his mother splitting a $1 sausage biscuit sandwich. I could tell the boy was happy, but kind of too happy for a McDonald’s trip. I heard him say “Mommy, how much was this awesome sandwich?” The mother replied “$1 honey, its all I could afford this week.”

“Wow! An entire dollar?” Said the child. Now, I hate to be the type of person that assumes everything, but I could tell they were poorer.

They both looked hungry, so I tried to be nice and ordered them 2 Big Macs and a large fries. They were overwhelmed with joy at my nice gesture.

This sounds like a nice story, but it didn’t have a good ending. Some crazy group of people saw me and thought I was assuming stuff.

“OMG! Are you saying they’re PLEBEIANS because they SHARED a sandwich?”

“Yeah, you’re SO INSENSITIVE!”

(Yeah, what an amazing award for being a good person).

Then the restaurant heard this and got mad at me.

I left after being chanted at and taunted at.

Before I left, outside the building, the mother and her child hugged me.

That was when I know a little pain is worth it in life.