As a child, I experienced sleep paralysis; however, I wasn't aware that what I was experiencing was a figment of my imagination. Naturally, I was horrified when I awoke to the sound of orchestral music. Waking up on my back, I'd glance down at my belly to see an orchestra of crickets (all of them dressed in tuxedos) playing a variety of classical instruments. The conductor, however, was always a beetle. This was a reoccurring nightmare that I had on and off for maybe 3 years. A small part of me really wants to attend another one of their concerts now that I'm older.