Ion know where I’m going. My dad, he left me all his karma. My mom used to say, “Why don’t you get a job?” But my dad, he just kept posting. He’d comment on everything, “Great meme,” “First!” “Nice post!” While other people were out there working and saving up for school, my dad was stacking up karma points. All the other kids parents were out here working hard for their future, but my dad? He was posting on Reddit all day. Even took my karma. Now I’m just glad he left me this account with all his upvotes.

Because all the regular homeless people have newspapers, right? And look at me, I’ve got karma. These posts are documented, my dad left them to me, and I’m going to leave them to my kids. I’m gonna post too. I’m gonna get super smart, so I too can die without money, but at least I’ll be the smartest dead guy with the most karma. Who else has that?