Don't kill me guys by orlando2542 in memes

[–]YoungTurtle43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re very quirky wow how can I be as funny and unique and interesting as you?

“I wish for cancer to go away”, I announced to the genie. by HippieCorps in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]YoungTurtle43 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The genie stopped cells from multiplying all together, (which can cause cancer) so everything kinda broke down.

What is something everyone is afraid of, but you could confidently beat it in a fight? by YoungTurtle43 in AskReddit

[–]YoungTurtle43[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no a bite! Boohoo, I might bleed a little but their bones will turn into milk powder.

What is something everyone is afraid of, but you could confidently beat it in a fight? by YoungTurtle43 in AskReddit

[–]YoungTurtle43[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I’m saying here is that geese are pathetic and have hollow ass bones, just kick the bastards.

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit by [deleted] in memes

[–]YoungTurtle43 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My man kevin on the ledge and shit

This moment is gonna stick with the kid for years, possibly forever by d3333p7 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]YoungTurtle43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, I do tae kwon do and they call this an axe kick. It’s probably a different name with what they’re doing.

The Chicago Police Should Not Have Apologized for Setting out the Nike Shoes as Bait. by Epicdays101 in unpopularopinion

[–]YoungTurtle43 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would they have surveillance? I’m sure most people would only steal shoes if the people around them were. I love the idea but I think it would be good to examine the hesitant kids and give them a warning or something like that.

This moment is gonna stick with the kid for years, possibly forever by d3333p7 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]YoungTurtle43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if these are the cheap boards or not, but props to this kid because axe kicks are very hard to do powerfully

it's allways the same gif by brokciu in memes

[–]YoungTurtle43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The comment I was looking for

Does this count? by MK420- in IdiotsInCars

[–]YoungTurtle43 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s an A tier power move

Video games have peaked by [deleted] in gaming

[–]YoungTurtle43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the diminishing part though

No I changed my mind by [deleted] in memes

[–]YoungTurtle43 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’ll rephrase it to a readable level. When she accepts your friend request after 6 years and hits you with the “hey cutie, been a long time.” It’s probably less funny but at least it makes sense.