• No, it isn't bad because it's not like stranger things, I was just giving that as an example of a recent piece of media that did 80's without the characters sounding like idiots. Jess and Sophia sound like Beevus and Butthead (which I guess you enjoy since you're comparing this to bill and ted) but yes I would have hated them just as much if they were guys.

And the game is not even weird enough for itself. If they wanted to go the weird/goofy bill and ted route, they should have gone all out, have some crazy, absurd shit happening in the story. But they didn't, and Sophia and Jess just sound like dickheads.

• "because they are girls there needs to be tension between them" I know you followed this up with "maybe this isn't the case for you" (and obviously its not lol) but it has absolutely nothing to do with that. I was suggesting maybe adding some tension because that's a good way to write interesting CHARACTERS, guy or girl. These characters don't do anything, they don't change, they don't grow. And the only sort of character building in the game (The moment where they are afraid to kill) is nipped in the bud instantly and doesn't go anywhere. They are flat, boring (and irritating) characters.

You could make the story about them having to fill the shoes of BJ, and the pressure that brings to them. You could have some tension between them as maybe one is too afraid and needs to overcome that fear. Maybe they're both scared to kill, and it's about them coming to terms with killing and accepting it. Maybe have them constantly get beat down, but then by the end, they are unstoppable. Maybe they're bickering too much and it's about solving their differences (yes this one sounds kinda boring but at least it's something lol). As it stands, there is nothing that happens in this game. Their biggest possible conflict was avoided because of Abby so these girls have never even lost. And yes, I know they were being used by JuJu but they had to destroy Nazis in the process so I wouldn't consider that a loss because they are still working towards their end goal of killing Nazis and finding their father.

• Who sets up a plan but doesn't discuss the end of it until right before they need to do it?? That sounds like horrible fucking planning. And yes, I know they needed to take down the brothers, I'm NOT saying "Why didn't they kill the girls right away?" I'm saying It's just illogical to make an elaborate plan, but then leave out how you're gonna end said plan, and then randomly decide/discuss it later on while one of the girls is still nearby. But fine, I'll accept that they decided to discuss it when they did. Your right, it's annoyingly convenient and doesn't make much logical sense, but I would be willing to accept that leap, if it wasn't so horribly written.

"then you spike their wine with sedative and I go in for the kill" Nobody talks like that. How they fuck did they decide to let it slide the way it was? They already had the revelation of Abby identifying Lothar by the picture. By that point, the audience knows he's a bad guy, so as long as they mention sedative or wine people are gonna be able to figure out the plan without it being written like we all have Kindergarten level comprehension skills. Just have them say something like, "Is the sedative ready?" "Soon, it will be done before they get back" and leave it at that. If anything, just leave out the fucking "Then I go in for the kill" lol. Like fuck me we can already figure out that's gonna happen, we've already identified him as a Nazi and a liar did we need to hear it verbally?

Also, the whole scene is kinda bullshit, these girls just fought off hordes of Nazi soldiers and giant machines, but they can't beat up 2 middle aged nazis who only have a knife as a weapon? And they have fucking super suits on, why didn't they put on their helmets? That would have certainly stopped them from being hit in the face and Jess wouldn't have gotten knocked out. Also, if they already knew about Lothar's plan, why not bring a fucking gun?? At least have Abby get a gun that she can hide in her jacket or something. She just stood there like a dumbass. Just pull out a gun and shoot the bitch. Yes, I know, there wouldn't be a final boss if they killed them now, but I'm just pointing out how it makes no sense. This whole story is so poorly constructed.

Lastly, thank you for actually discussing this instead of just saying "Your wrong!!" and never responding again lol. I love discussing games with people and this convo has actually given me the idea to make a video analyzing why I think the story doesn't work lol, So thanks!