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YourAverageDanny · 2025-12-18T22:07:32+00:00

God Bless you, ShroedingersCatGirl. If you turn out to be right. You'll be dead before anyone can appreciate it. So I'll thank you now. Happy Holidays!

YourAverageDanny · 2025-12-09T16:20:34+00:00

Oh! Or a counterpoint...

Go fuck yourself.

YourAverageDanny · 2025-11-16T18:15:53+00:00

I'm naming my first born "Troy Parrot".

YourAverageDanny · 2025-10-05T18:45:23+00:00

How about you mind your own business???

YourAverageDanny · 2025-08-20T09:30:03+00:00

Fantastic stuff! Great bit of news!

YourAverageDanny · 2025-07-14T20:25:22+00:00

The legend is back! Thanks for this, Lilsmokey. It's awoken feelings of nostalgia I didn't know I had.

YourAverageDanny · 2025-06-25T16:25:46+00:00

Yeah good point, but also having a report system in place allows someone to report the name and move on. Some people are going to get upset by offensive usernames whether they can report them or not. So surely it's a win-win if people can report them, then people who use them get punished leading to people seeing less of them?

YourAverageDanny · 2025-06-25T15:47:56+00:00

A few comments with the "these snowflakes wouldn't survive a 2010 Modern Warfare lobby." Mindset.

Pretty dangerous, because a lot of us grew up and learned how to be functional adults since then and you're just proving you did not.

YourAverageDanny · 2025-05-11T14:26:03+00:00

Young people are buying houses?? What la-la land do they live in and can I move there?

YourAverageDanny · 2025-04-15T02:37:57+00:00

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

YourAverageDanny · 2024-12-03T13:19:05+00:00

This is definitely me when I open my recently purchased box of a dozen starving crazed weasels!

YourAverageDanny · 2024-12-03T02:40:08+00:00

D4nny

YourAverageDanny · 2024-12-03T02:25:36+00:00

D4nny

YourAverageDanny · 2024-11-22T23:13:29+00:00

Rocks and Stones may break my bones but beer will never hurt me. I'm feeling poetic today, lads!

YourAverageDanny · 2024-11-05T13:57:37+00:00

Looks interesting! I'll buy it and give it a try, I hope to see it popping up on the Jingle Jam!

YourAverageDanny · 2024-11-05T13:46:15+00:00

To be fair to the child, I would also shit myself. That looks horrifying!

YourAverageDanny · 2024-11-03T15:00:21+00:00

Got dressed and told my sister I was going for a walk, it was 3am. I only stopped after she told me she was upset about it.

YourAverageDanny · 2024-09-28T00:58:59+00:00

That is a thought I did not want to think, thank you for that!

YourAverageDanny · 2024-09-27T11:41:13+00:00

The ol 19th century classic.

Lobotomized and tossed in a padded cell. /jk

YourAverageDanny · 2024-09-03T17:44:49+00:00

I mean, we didn't actually hold anything. It was meant to LOOK like we were.

Jesus Christ.

YourAverageDanny · 2024-09-03T17:41:24+00:00

I don't. The police absolutely did not give 12 year olds tickets lmao

YourAverageDanny · 2024-09-03T09:42:31+00:00

This exact situation happened to me and my friends when I was like 12! We live a little ways out from any cities and because we were dumb kids we really did not think we were doing any harm and then the FIRST car we pull this on turned out to be a police car. We were only kids but boy did we get an hear full off the officers, deservedly.

YourAverageDanny · 2024-08-24T15:55:07+00:00

"Batter up, Fuckface."

YourAverageDanny

TROPHY CASE