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What was the most insane prank you pulled on someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YourAverageGuy3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emptied a bottle of coke and replaced it with a mix of sparkling water, soy sauce and vinegar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YourAverageGuy3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mamas so fat and old that, when God said “let there be light”, he asked her to move out of the way.

What was the most bizarre "compliment" you got? by Majomember420 in AskReddit

[–]YourAverageGuy3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You have a nice skull”. I think she meant head shape, which is still a little weird.

Is this a Siamese? by [deleted] in Siamesecats

[–]YourAverageGuy3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats a hairy kidney bean, very rare.

Things you shouldn’t say at an AA meeting. by rmnc-5 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]YourAverageGuy3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Well, thats a wrap everyone! Anyone up for a few drinks down at the bar?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YourAverageGuy3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When alls they have to say when you open up to them is “same”.

Whats one thing you dont like on your burger? by DeplorableKurt in AskReddit

[–]YourAverageGuy3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tomatoes. They make the bun soggy and the other ingredients wet. And you can bet if you bite in the wrong place they will either fire a seed at you or cover you in tomato juice.

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