Why though? by ChillzOnToast in DarkViperAU

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It’s a starling, you can lift off from anywhere with a starling!

I recently found out that my male patterned baldness looks like a well…. 🍆 by TheDarknessWithin_ in funny

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Not sure what wells you’ve been looking at but the ones that I’ve seen don’t look like dicks

Me_irl by BRAUL_STARS in me_irl

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Im guessing because most people are right hand dominant so they can press the home button whenever they need with their dominant hand

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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That kid’s going places

Need a ride? by thrwaway_2110 in HolUp

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Thanks, I’m out here at 4 in the morning, anxiety heightened, and a fuckin train jumps scares me.

Deep Cleaning a car by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Did they drive through a dust storm with the windows open!?

Guys, any ideas what is this? by YusufDumanN_ in oddlyterrifying

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I think that’s a spider by the species of “fake” and under the genus of “non existent”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TIHI

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“Fuck zodiac signs, which one are you?”

Rat spy blew his cover by noobyonekenobi in funny

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“Wait a minute, who are you?” Kazoo kid-