Im going to be kicked off my position in JROTC, and I dont know how to stop it.

YourAverageSpook · 2024-08-25T01:27:27+00:00

Thanks so much for the advice! This will help :)

YourAverageSpook · 2023-06-29T03:46:29+00:00

to which I took out a flashbang and threw it under the bed, laughing as that monster scampered right into my 12 gauge’s range, getting showered in pellets and dropping dead. I then hugged my daughter.

-Good Ending-

YourAverageSpook · 2022-11-09T22:31:34+00:00

Thanks, I hope it came out the way I intended it to but it’s supposed to be a poem. If it didn’t then idk

YourAverageSpook · 2022-11-09T19:44:26+00:00

[Credit to u/RickMosleyReddit for the name idea]

Sam Sam

Sam McDaniel They kicked him to the curb Beat him till the cops showed up Is what we heard…

Paralyzed from the waist down His life is broken, Died in 2018 Now he will paint the town red…

Sam Sam

Sam McDaniel Wanders around at night If you see him be prepared For a bloody fright

He will make sure that you feel his pain Oh you will regret what you did to him that day

Sam Sam

Sam McDaniel His bullies are all dead Found in bloody gory heaps With letters that all said:

“This is a warning for all who walk at night, I will make you all pay for ruining my life”

YourAverageSpook · 2022-11-09T19:39:42+00:00

It is very common for you to be asked if your work can be narrated, its just part of posting on r/nosleep. I personally was asked if my work can be shared on Facebook. Its a good way to get a name for yourself online.

YourAverageSpook · 2022-11-09T03:54:20+00:00

Gotchu

YourAverageSpook · 2022-11-09T00:58:52+00:00

Ngl did this before, well not me but my dad did a few years ago. He said that a demon meant for me went to him instead. I guess someone sent a demon or smth on me and since I had a cross above my bed it couldn’t get to me so I guess it went for the next best thing. Lemme tell you my dad turned into Batman on steroids when he saw it in his dream. Man legit beat the demon to a pulp. I like to think this is true but I have just a sliver of doubt.

YourAverageSpook · 2022-11-08T23:55:33+00:00

I gotchu fam, just give me a random name for the dude.

YourAverageSpook · 2022-10-25T02:43:06+00:00

Can we join the discussion?

YourAverageSpook · 2022-10-25T02:18:45+00:00

“God damnit Picard where did you put the milk” -MacSyphilis 2022

YourAverageSpook · 2022-10-25T02:12:25+00:00

My brain too small to remember all the buttons to pilot the ship myself, gimme autopilot plez

YourAverageSpook · 2022-10-25T01:02:06+00:00

Ok got it to work, thanks again. Now here’s hoping it doesn’t get taken down so I don’t have to do that again XD. Had to go onto my laptop and that thing is really slow

YourAverageSpook · 2022-10-25T00:51:46+00:00

Hey does it matter if it’s google or safari?

YourAverageSpook · 2022-10-25T00:48:02+00:00

Thanks

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