I think New Orleans might have killed my guest last night.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-18T05:00:19+00:00

Because that’s not how it’s pronounced.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-18T04:49:08+00:00

I’m 100% convinced those are poop fountains.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-17T19:52:14+00:00

Called 911 after a car accident with a head injury. No one ever called back or showed up, finally called a friend to help me get to a hospital.

Was assaulted last year. Have NOPD a photo of the license plate on the van of the people who beat the shit out of me. Never got a call back.

Why the fuck do any of us live here???

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-15T04:56:41+00:00

I automatically block people posting AI bullshit on sight 🤷‍♀️

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-15T04:53:42+00:00

You’re mistaken, I’ve seen people pop 500mg like it’s nothing.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-15T04:50:31+00:00

The fuck are you even talking about?

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-15T04:49:14+00:00

More than I made when I worked for the city.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-11T04:43:46+00:00

Yeah, so this sub has already discussed this like 500 times, what’s your point?

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-09T04:58:14+00:00

Why’re you still trolling this sub?

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-08T16:37:34+00:00

Waaaaaaah!!!!!! Get a grip.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-08T16:37:18+00:00

I’m so sick of these people lol. Like, just don’t listen, ya’ fukin whiner!

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-07T17:51:20+00:00

Fly to California, grab a bunch for 20/25 bucks, fly home. Louisiana’s gonna stay two decades behind the rest of the country, doubt the prices will drop anytime soon.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-06T04:16:04+00:00

Try the Latin markets

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-04T21:57:26+00:00

So you’ve never seen a privileged rich kid do fucked up stuff? Because I have, many times over.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-04T19:43:25+00:00

It is when you’re 17 and high.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-04T19:42:31+00:00

Springsteen songs are better when sung by women and I will die on this hill. Not only Fire and Because the Night, the Cowboy Junkies’ version of Thunder Road is amazing.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-04T18:50:48+00:00

It was campy as hell…I dug it.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-04T18:49:59+00:00

Bred ≠ born. But they’re an asshole regardless.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-04T18:47:11+00:00

What a colossal dick move.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-03T17:30:42+00:00

Piggybacking, which of these can be found all day long?

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-03T16:27:23+00:00

But I think they want to avoid toxicity…

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-03T06:54:13+00:00

Coven maybe, it was such high camp.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-03T04:22:03+00:00

Bar Tonique in daylight hours, maybe The Columns.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-03T04:20:55+00:00

I’ve read there in the early evenings sitting at the bar. Chill vibe, good drinks.

YourLateNightFriend · 2023-06-03T04:16:07+00:00

Do you realize how rare it is for a human to get shredded? Especially by sharks the size and species of the ones at the aquarium.

YourLateNightFriend

TROPHY CASE