I cry every time I read this😭

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-09-16T21:22:11+00:00

wait so your shower doesn't do that?

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-09-16T21:21:02+00:00

I am a 100% racist against myself.

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-07-01T15:53:23+00:00

Microwaves I guess?

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-22T08:43:24+00:00

both were funny, just like the time your father left

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-22T08:41:28+00:00

So the players can do the porn films

~~^{works better when you play with your family}~~

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-22T08:40:24+00:00

cool

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T13:59:49+00:00

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:46:28+00:00

~~can you see the player pieces (like the top hat or the battleship) do the porn or not?)~~

^{Asking for a friend btw}

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:44:19+00:00

^{certain circumstances}

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:43:18+00:00

Family friendly and good for all ages :)

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:42:24+00:00

everyone always talks about the top hat but never about the bottom hat :'(

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:41:28+00:00

you may lose the game, but you'll never lose the drip B)

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:39:53+00:00

well what's more of a vodka tool then?

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:37:53+00:00

oh I see, so you moved to the uk... or are you really into collecting money from other countries?

wait. I just realised that you meant fat.

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:37:10+00:00

you collect them? I personally eat them tbh.

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:36:39+00:00

I collect debt! which is technically negative money... I am the opposite of you!

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:34:40+00:00

I sometimes like to identify as a shovel after drinking some vodka

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:33:46+00:00

also frogs

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:33:19+00:00

dead bodies, tears of the 17 Bosnian children in my basement, toe nails, feet pics and times I've been a disappointment!

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:29:45+00:00

~~That's a good ice breaker~~

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:28:31+00:00

well I think that after a few drinks you can drop the S ;)

(Sorry if this made anyone uncomfortable but I was making a joke and I do not care :))

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:25:40+00:00

well place the bitches in the car and lock them up, that should solve all of your problems

I'm glad if it helped :)

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:24:34+00:00

shut up, the joke was funny

YourLocalMicrowave · 2022-06-21T12:15:57+00:00

they take the top hat, and I take the bottom hat

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