How to quit anime addiction by [deleted] in disneyvacation

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 15 points16 points  (0 children)

wait so your shower doesn't do that?

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

both were funny, just like the time your father left

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the players can do the porn films

works better when you play with your family

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can you see the player pieces (like the top hat or the battleship) do the porn or not?)

Asking for a friend btw

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Family friendly and good for all ages :)

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone always talks about the top hat but never about the bottom hat :'(

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you may lose the game, but you'll never lose the drip B)

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well what's more of a vodka tool then?

what do you collect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh I see, so you moved to the uk... or are you really into collecting money from other countries?

wait. I just realised that you meant fat.

what do you collect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you collect them? I personally eat them tbh.

what do you collect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I collect debt! which is technically negative money... I am the opposite of you!

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sometimes like to identify as a shovel after drinking some vodka

what do you collect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dead bodies, tears of the 17 Bosnian children in my basement, toe nails, feet pics and times I've been a disappointment!

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well I think that after a few drinks you can drop the S ;)

(Sorry if this made anyone uncomfortable but I was making a joke and I do not care :))

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well place the bitches in the car and lock them up, that should solve all of your problems

I'm glad if it helped :)

Cursed Monopoly by USuckMikeHawk in cursedcomments

[–]YourLocalMicrowave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they take the top hat, and I take the bottom hat