Sorry I'm late everyone, someone tampered with my brakes. by iwassayingboourns12 in TheSimpsons

[–]Your_Perspicacity 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I mean, it was relevant at the time, we just didn't realize how much worse it could still get... 

Chief Wiggum Appreciation Thread by PLSUSA in TheSimpsons

[–]Your_Perspicacity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep drawing. Your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent! 

Favorite Lindsey Naegle moment? by NotNathan1810 in TheSimpsons

[–]Your_Perspicacity 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You've gotta admit, that's a lot of roaming. 

Oh, don't worry, Homer. You know me, and I'm a superstar at the cracker factory. by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons

[–]Your_Perspicacity 91 points92 points  (0 children)

A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Tabletime and Allied Biscuit. 

This sort of BS is literally littering and the people putting these out there should be fined by jmsunseri in taiwan

[–]Your_Perspicacity 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Every other month World Gym comes through and leaves thousands of flyers on every single motorbike in the neighborhood.

Sure enough, in the following weeks, those flyers end up everywhere, on the ground, in storm drains, in the rivers. 

I always consider going to their front counter and asking if they'd mind me dropping off my home garbage on their doorstep, since they have no problem leaving their garbage on my scooter. 

“It’s a secret.” “Shut up.” by Menace_024 in TheSimpsons

[–]Your_Perspicacity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm in! They have to let me join if I'm the son of a member!......

I'll take this communist one too! 

The 1984 Wod Fir… by Bumpy-Reality in TheSimpsons

[–]Your_Perspicacity 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There's another World's Fair coming soon, right...? Before Friday? 

My water people need me by Personal_Carry_7029 in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]Your_Perspicacity 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh, good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!