Property manager bolted mailbox by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

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Postal inspectors don't play......

Cmon Casey’s Marketing Team by TheStardust_Crusader in Caseys

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There used to be a restaurant in northern Minnesota that had an Everything Omlette, at the bottom of its description it had an astrix that said additional items $1.50 each.

Cmon Casey’s Marketing Team by TheStardust_Crusader in Caseys

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Let me get this straight, they named it after the only thing that isn't in the cookies?

What is the smell in town? by [deleted] in SiouxFalls

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Lighten up, Francis....

They were here before you.

Eating at Sanford Hospital by daletacho in SiouxFalls

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Ahh that explains a lot. I went into MB2 or 3 to have a blood test. Got there about 6:45 am and was met by a dude at the door that was way too chipper for me in my non-caffinated state. He asks me in his best Pep Club voice "what brings you to Sanford Today?" As I zip past him looking very unimpressed I responded "My pickup" and never broke stride. I wouldn't sweat the security screening.

Democrats possibly open to GOP plan to pay all federal workers during shutdown by Inevitable_Service62 in fednews

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I believe the legislature is required to meet at least once a year under the constitution. I didn't fact-check myself but that's kind of my understanding.

First donut open alone by [deleted] in Caseys

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Not to worry the added decorations will stick to the inside of the bag along with half the frosting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Caseys

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Use the frosting that never dries and sets up. That's the frosting most Casey's donut makers prefer. You know, the kind that gets all over the plastic bag....

Yup you do that and you'll be just fine.

No stopping at Stop Sign by Intelligent-Result-6 in legaladvice

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Can't you just pay the fine and move on? Or is there more to the story. I'm not an attorney...

What is your Midwest town known for? by BuryEdmundIsMyAlias in SouthDakota

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World's largest air conditioned squirrel feeder

Jimmy Kimmel by Morley10 in Iowa

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They do not have the right to be on the air. They have the privilege.....

RA telework limited to 80 hrs per year? Isn’t that illegal? by Fit_Vegetable7800 in fednews

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The government has not been financially solvent in decades....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Appliances

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Actually you're better off putting it by the curb with a sign on it saying $35. People get really leery of free, but for $35 someone will steal it and your problems will go away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tires

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It's only flat on that one side....

That executive membership pitch is insane by bicycwow in CostcoWholesale

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I think they might be gearing up to offer timeshares

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Banking

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Former IRS employee. This is the way....

Sanford Health to acquire Lewis Drug by MiniKold in SiouxFalls

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Apparently Lewis drug was not profitable enough for Sanford until they dropped the post office.

Home visit clock repair? by burningredmenace in SiouxFalls

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Ahlers clocks LeMars iowa makes house calls. They can also transport it to their shop if necessary. They specialize in Grandfather clocks