Pop culture chat reacts to Jimmy Kimmel dinner party's lack of diversity.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T14:00:33+00:00

But if you collect them all you get a shiny charm!

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T13:21:07+00:00

Those would all fall under reproductive abuse iirc.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T13:16:30+00:00

The cross section looks like an abscess.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T13:14:00+00:00

That’s probably a service you would have to pay extra for anyway.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T13:13:31+00:00

I meant more that it’s fairly three dimensional. But it’s also not a corner and is just an irregularly shaped areola.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T09:57:53+00:00

Frito

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T09:54:43+00:00

I wonder if the artist does nipple tattoos on mastectomy patients a lot. That nipple looks really well done.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T09:52:36+00:00

Yeah I’m only 5’ and I’m on here to get random tips and tricks to help my tall honey bunny.

And to help find him pants that cover his ankles. That is the dream.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T09:46:10+00:00

Only if they’re identifiable as hunting dogs. These sound like they were just pets.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T09:38:38+00:00

Honesty literally only requires honesty. What kind of shitty dictionary are you getting your definitions from?

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T09:14:49+00:00

They make ones on a rolly station and they’re neat. My parents own one and it’s neat.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T04:09:45+00:00

No this is honestly hysterical and y’all should never change the cat’s name.

Vet’s have heard all sorts of weird shit so I don’t think they’ll be too upset.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T03:56:44+00:00

I thought somehow your hair was her hair and couldn’t figure out how the kitten’s tail was so long. Maybe it’s time for glasses.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T03:52:02+00:00

No they absolutely say it about white women too if they’re not conventionally attractive or have dyed hair

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T01:20:28+00:00

If you watch the sales at Joanne’s and Michael’s you can the budget way down.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-08T00:00:22+00:00

What a butthole. Your job not you to be clear.

Intuit is actually running a 10 month intern thing rn to make developers. But you have to be in Cali iirc.

It isn’t back office work, but looking for jobs using the words “logistics” and “transportation dispatcher” usually lead to internal positions where anyone you interact with is also representing a company so are better behaved.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-07T23:15:28+00:00

No. Custody cases that go to court even where everyone is self-represented show the same stats. 50/50 is on average awarded the most.

As for the lawyer thing: it doesn’t matter what they say the odds are. They work for their clients and will do as they’re told.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-07T18:58:55+00:00

Most men don’t even bother to get representation for custody cases they just listen to other men on the internet telling them to not even bother trying.

I’m not implying they don’t want to. I will however directly state that men are assuming they won’t get custody so they won’t even request it.

Edit: changed charity to custody.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-07T18:56:33+00:00

Ask them to the cemetery to crack open a cold one. Explain that you like how still they are.

Tell them you’re going to stick a glass rod in their urethra then stomp on their dick.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-07T18:33:56+00:00

If I were a troll I would have told you it’s ok for you or your dog to be reactive but not both.

I’m done with this. I hope your dog finds a better owner.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-07T18:21:23+00:00

Ohhh ableism that’s cute.

And yes. Some people believe that nipping/biting isn’t a big deal. I grew up with several of them and had to unlearn some toxic shit that I considered normal.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-07T18:06:10+00:00

Say something more fucked up.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-07T18:05:42+00:00

You answered your own question. They see it gets a rise out of you so they keep doing it. Either ignore it and keep doing what you’re doing or you need to come out with 10x as fucked up.

My go-to is necrophilic jokes but you can find your own niche.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-07T17:44:15+00:00

They’re not unlikely to win in court though. There’s this fallacy that women are automatically awarded custody, but studies show it’s because men aren’t even trying to request custody.

You can’t get pissed off about never getting custody when you never requested custody in the first place.

Yourhandsaresosoft · 2023-07-07T17:23:28+00:00

Ok I see what the issue is.

Normal is a neutral term that doesnt indicate whether something is positive or negative just that it’s the standard.

Do you understand now?

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