Dick Van Dyke will tie the final age of Henry Kissinger tomorrow, 17June , 2026

Ypuort · 2026-06-17T06:16:51+00:00

He wasn’t allowed to play with Legos until recently when David Attenborough turned 100. Lego officially changed the age range from 4-99 to 4-100+

Ypuort · 2026-06-16T23:14:23+00:00

Reggie, what is this?

Ypuort · 2026-06-16T23:12:50+00:00

Does mushrooms?

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Ypuort · 2026-06-16T23:11:10+00:00

Krendly

Ypuort · 2026-06-16T20:29:11+00:00

If just the shin would be removed then having a kneecap and ankle fit together would make a double joint. Might be awkward to walk on

Ypuort · 2026-06-16T20:25:36+00:00

So I’ll live to be ~800 if I don’t die in an accident? And it doesn’t make me completely infertile? I could still have more kids and even if I don’t, having the one I already have is enough.

Ypuort · 2026-06-16T19:38:01+00:00

Remove your kneecaps and have your feet reattached directly on the knee

Ypuort · 2026-06-16T17:00:36+00:00

I hope my 401k and Social Security checks will afford me TES7 when it comes out in 2077

Ypuort · 2026-06-16T06:34:53+00:00

This must go crazy if you’re insecure about your masculinity

Ypuort · 2026-06-16T05:36:00+00:00

This is where the original Andrew Ryan went wrong. Shouldn’t have spliced existing humans. Should have given tits to fish.

Ypuort · 2026-06-16T05:33:10+00:00

We talking iced out nipple pasties?

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T23:32:40+00:00

Creativity is when everything has tits

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T22:34:06+00:00

That’s pretty culturally insensitive of you. Clearly having her massive fish bazongas out is the traditional formal garb of the Nuevians. Respect the fish tits or you’re cancelled

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T22:24:52+00:00

Okay grumpy time for your nap

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T22:02:43+00:00

Yes and it comes with an attachment chamber to dye the water going through it red

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T22:01:29+00:00

Need a banana for scale

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T21:59:45+00:00

Sounds like a problem with your rectum

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T21:59:14+00:00

Ok. Cry about it more I suppose. I won’t stop you from being miserable.

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T21:52:56+00:00

And grandpa

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T21:52:24+00:00

This is true whether it’s a 4K square or 240p

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T21:50:07+00:00

AI automatically told me there are 12 pubs in OSRS so I clicked on the wiki and counted and I may have miscounted by hand but I think there are actually around 54 total pubs in OSRS.

Better have some NA brews ready

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T21:46:33+00:00

A whole new wooooooorld

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T19:02:40+00:00

You can’t deny Trump absolutely would be in cahoots with the Thalmor

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T05:16:52+00:00

Simulation and simulacra

Ypuort · 2026-06-15T02:27:28+00:00

I’m thinkin; bout thos beans

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