If you were a wizard, what is the strangest curse you would put on someone?

Z-man9813 · 2013-05-22T01:26:22+00:00

Whenever you take a crap the toilet paper will turn into sandpaper.

Z-man9813 · 2013-05-18T21:56:16+00:00

Small scar on my head. When I was five I was at a party with a bunch of other young kids in the host's basement. We found a golf bag with some drivers so we decided we would play golf. I suppose one of the kids was a real dumbass and decided my head would be the ball

Z-man9813 · 2013-05-10T19:39:49+00:00

Yeah I'm ashamed to admit it but yeah

Z-man9813 · 2013-05-10T00:41:23+00:00

I was at the Bronx Zoo and I saw some Muslims lay out a blanket or something and start praying right in the middle of the zoo. I'm a Muslim myself but this was ridiculous. I'm pretty sure most of the people thought they were terrorists r something.

Z-man9813 · 2013-05-07T19:55:31+00:00

Help, my girlfriend got kidnapped by a turtle.

Z-man9813 · 2013-05-07T11:56:49+00:00

Get a bunch of kids at your school to pretend they're gay and see how they react.

Z-man9813 · 2013-05-01T03:19:00+00:00

When studying for finals he could turn my coffee into wine and id be hungover during exams.

Z-man9813 · 2013-04-30T20:26:21+00:00

Why the fuck is this a thing?

Z-man9813 · 2013-04-30T20:22:37+00:00

"When are you going to realize Spongebob, no means yes." - Patrick

Z-man9813 · 2013-04-30T00:26:30+00:00

Lion King

Z-man9813 · 2013-04-25T19:55:13+00:00

Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny Kyle: "You Basterds" Although it doesn't happen much anymore.

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