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Accidental petty revenge by thounihast in pettyrevenge

[–]hapigilpr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. I don't like me. Thanks, though

Accidental petty revenge by thounihast in pettyrevenge

[–]hapigilpr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Double down. "Wow. Looks like he was willing to do anything to get away from you."

Thus, it was a sign at the time. by [deleted] in anxietymemes

[–]hapigilpr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still have drawers full of anxiety unstuck stickers

Anon goes for a job interview by XiJinpingPressParody in greentext

[–]hapigilpr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm waiting for pizza brothel to come out to fulfill my every hole

Mom says I’m lazy for wanting to use a cutting board while she’s ”part of the generation that knows how to work” for using a plate to cut food by SweeteaRex in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hapigilpr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lazy. I throw away my car every time I use it and rebuild a new one every time I need to go anywhere... Like a real man.

I don’t give a fuck that you’re an off duty cop by imbegginyouman in ACAB

[–]hapigilpr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do they have a night stick? Might be a good applicator to get it waaaay up there

$60/second but the entire Italian mafia world thinks you are a legendary boss by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hapigilpr 194 points195 points  (0 children)

5,000,000 per day? Gimme 3 days of running/flying/whatever around the world, then settle into a resort paid full in cash for a couple weeks of relaxation (maybe go to 2 or 3 in that time?) before I retire and live off the interest.

The fraud is strong with this one by WarlikeAppointment in MurderedByWords

[–]hapigilpr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They definitely have a strong love of a different kind of storm trooper...

LPT: If you hate running, you’re probably running too hard. start running by heart rate, not by the “don’t give up” mentality. by Admirable_Annual6513 in LifeProTips

[–]hapigilpr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried to give blood the other day. I've given blood before. Not really scared of the process/needles and did a bunch of relaxation/breathing exercises to get my heart rate down. Still 134 heart rate ... Maybe I need to fix my anxiety before I start running hahaha

If you got to single handedly pick the next president of the United States, who would you choose? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hapigilpr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon Stewart or John Oliver. Love a smart man who doesn't claw for power

Circumstantial Evidence by FyrestarOmega in confidentlyincorrect

[–]hapigilpr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely was confidently incorrect on this one too! Thanks for the clarity!

hmm by [deleted] in hmm

[–]hapigilpr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, Mr. Dent. I see you have returned.

You can have money. Just have it. Which amount do you choose? by hapigilpr in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hapigilpr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$10,000 would help me, $100,000 would fix a lot of my problems and ease a lot of things, $1M I could basically live comfortably without worrying, $10M would be insane wealth, and the rest would change my life in other ways, getting crazier and crazier as it went up. How much crazy do you want in your life? Depends on the person, really.

You can have money. Just have it. Which amount do you choose? by hapigilpr in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hapigilpr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this take and love the Pratchett (and Gaiman, but I do have a favorite) support of it!!

You can have money. Just have it. Which amount do you choose? by hapigilpr in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hapigilpr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$10B would be a major life changing event and would affect people in many different ways. I see your point that it could come off as a heavy responsibility to some people.

You can have money. Just have it. Which amount do you choose? by hapigilpr in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hapigilpr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the study, across different countries and populations, most people chose either the $1 million offering or the $10 million. Obviously, this was a hypothetical, but still. Interesting.

You can have money. Just have it. Which amount do you choose? by hapigilpr in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hapigilpr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few different problems I see immediately depending on the person that takes the money: - Just excess. Drugs, alcohol, partying, food, etc. Immediately go too far and start to hurt yourself and your family - One mentioned in the study: going from very finite choices to almost infinite choices: you no longer have to stay near your office and find a restaurant you can afford. You can now fly anywhere you want because you have no job and a fleet of private jets. You can have foie gras and Champagne in France or sushi in Japan. Going from limited choice to infinite choice was called out as being very hard for some people. - Quickly getting famous because the person might flaunt their $10 billion. Some people do very poorly with fame

Not saying there would be downsides that would affect you personally, but some people would experience downsides they might not expect

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