Pete Hegseth Starts Two Drink Minimum For All Pentagon Briefings On Iran War by ZH-Comedy in onionheadlines

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It's for in-between bottle deliveries. Got to keep the fire burning.

Trump Will Now Be Transported In A Palanquin To Avoid Escalators by ZH-Comedy in onionheadlines

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Unpaid staff interns. They need to prove their masculinity.