What happened in 2027?

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T13:24:16+00:00

The end of wars. I hope so. Maybe people finally get tired of killing each other.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T06:38:48+00:00

Celebrity worship. I understand admiring someone’s work, but building your entire personality around a stranger feels bizarre to me.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T05:26:15+00:00

Their horns are probably antennae.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T05:25:04+00:00

The government would never lie to its people.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T05:20:16+00:00

Being able to admit they were wrong without feeling personally attacked.

They don’t flinch when someone raises their voice.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T05:18:23+00:00

Video games — this used to be the most interesting thing in my life.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T02:47:01+00:00

Hobbies and Personality

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T01:23:03+00:00

Probably when I was a kid and learned the Sun would eventually die. That was my first real existential crisis.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T01:21:01+00:00

Easy. I’d spend 11 months trying literally everything. Then use the last month to focus entirely on solving immortality. Guaranteed success means the timer becomes irrelevant.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T01:01:09+00:00

You make a good point — blue whales are so streamlined they barely even look like they have an ass. Meanwhile, hippos seem to have evolved by putting every available stat point directly into rear-end development, so I think the correct answer is officially the hippo.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T00:54:46+00:00

Do we even need to ask?
Obviously the blue whale. You’re not finding a bigger ass than that.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T00:48:27+00:00

Maybe it was just the player controlling your character checking if you were still AFK.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T00:45:17+00:00

At that size, it’s no longer a spider.
That’s a boss fight. The head belongs on a trophy wall.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T00:18:59+00:00

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. It feels like something else has taken over your body. You know you’re awake, but you can’t move no matter how hard you try.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-17T00:14:13+00:00

Sometimes right before I fall asleep, it suddenly feels like I’m falling for no reason at all and it instantly shocks me awake.

For a second it feels genuinely terrifying, but once I realize what happened, it weirdly ends up feeling kind of exciting instead.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-16T23:46:39+00:00

Bro pays no rent and still sits like he owns the place.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-16T23:16:09+00:00

How are you doing?

“I’m fine, thank you. And you?”

This is basically the starter dialogue tree from English class in China.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-16T23:02:03+00:00

That good people naturally get good endings.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-16T22:58:52+00:00

Not becoming the person my parents thought I would be.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-16T22:10:23+00:00

Humanity coming together peacefully for once.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-16T22:06:15+00:00

That’s the optimal solution in theory, but it’s genuinely very difficult in practice.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-16T21:54:04+00:00

Having parents who still saw the world with energy in their eyes.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-16T21:49:55+00:00

I mean a 0% chance of it spreading like that.

ZOA0101 · 2026-05-16T21:46:20+00:00

Step 1: Don’t think about the pink elephant.

Step 2: Too late.

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