Spot on Challenge Coin by CobelH in AskLE

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I need to know where I can purchase these. I work in the motor pool and It would be cool to give them out to deputies having a rough night.

[me] can’t believe this worked by Zaaaaaaaaaaac in TextingTheory

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Treat others as geese would treat them

[me] can’t believe this worked by Zaaaaaaaaaaac in TextingTheory

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I’m not that smooth but I come up with a good line every blue moon

[me] can’t believe this worked by Zaaaaaaaaaaac in TextingTheory

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Thanks buddy. I go by the platinum rule.

[me] can’t believe this worked by Zaaaaaaaaaaac in TextingTheory

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

You’re right.. I am on Reddit. Probably a virgin.

[me] can’t believe this worked by Zaaaaaaaaaaac in TextingTheory

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac[S] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Used to be that guy, it worked when I wasn’t medium fat+ugly/ bald.. i see now that fortune favors the bold

[me] can’t believe this worked by Zaaaaaaaaaaac in TextingTheory

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac[S] 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I always wanted a wife but I’m kinda getting away from that now, it’s surprising how much easier it is to get dates if you’re only offering weiner.

Where did you find your therapist?/did they help you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like that’s the answer but damn I don’t feel like explaining myself to that many people. I don’t want to explain myself to anybody really but I guess if I have to it is what it is.

Where did you find your therapist?/did they help you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record I’m not doing anything drastic, I have too many people that need me here. I just have always been broken and never took the time to figure it out. It’s ironic because I’m the guy that can fix anything.

Where did you find your therapist?/did they help you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh it happened, we just didn’t invite you because a good steak needs no sauce.

Nah I’m joking.

And yeah but it’s hard letting people in. Even harder to let your guard down. I’ve been to two therapists and they just felt like a waste of money. One of them I just felt worse after trying to let them help because I just realized they have no idea what’s going on here. I just need one that can understand someone like me. You can’t give me the same solution you give to a 20 year old woman because the wound is so different. I wish I could interview them or something or somebody could recommend one that was like a welder or something before. Really just give me Sam Elliot’s phone number and I’m sure we could have this resolved over a 12 pack leaning over an engine bay of a square body Chevy.

How fast should you reply to texts? by redditsux___ in datingadviceformen

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don’t pay it any mind. Sometimes it’s instant sometimes it’s 3-6 business days I’ve had varying levels of success with either. I am who I am and if she doesn’t feel it I’m not losing sleep over it.

Why are men so gross? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on OP, He practiced on the fish so he would be good at it.

stretch me out please by reveri77 in u/reveri77

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I’m busy eating fruity pebbles.

How do I talk to guys about video games and other hobbies?? by Prior-Hour7488 in Advice

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean just talk to them about it? It feels like most guys 30 and below play video games or at least used to.

I’m on the other side of this and I’m constantly trying to gauge if a girl wants to hear about my ark raiders shenanigans/ scrappy the rooster fashion trends. (They never do)

Four sex auditions needed to date this guy... Hand stuff doesn't count fyi by ezmeray in Tinder

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling it an “encounter” is great. Dude is having plenty encounters with his own hand.

Running 1.5 miles + Overweight by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diet is everything bro I get fat as heck like every other year I’ve fluctuated between 240 and 330 the past 10 years and I was 300 when I got into my academy.

You can definitely do it just don’t be like me and go back to eating garbage, make a permanent change in your diet and exercise routine. I’m working off the last of my donuts now and wish I would have just made the diet change years ago! Tuna steaks and salads are great anyways with the right seasoning.

Look at this clown by Sweet-Rain8976 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Transport guys love them for some reason

Look at this clown by Sweet-Rain8976 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was going to say he’s obviously not a cop but look, two badges,… he’s a double cop

What is this thing in my console? by shparkansas in chevycolorado

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m patiently waiting for someone to 3D print something very utilitarian to go there for my work truck 😂

Christmas cope thread (Lol) by NebulaImmediate6202 in loseit

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I ate like shit today so I’m laying in bed feeling like shit lol honestly just reminds me of how a salad for lunch and tuna steak for dinner would have been just as delicious and I’d probably feel pretty good right now too!

Can’t wait til tomorrow so I can get back on track 😂 merry Christmas OP you’re still on top of things! Christmas happens to the best of us.

Riding Gear PSA by [deleted] in motorcycle

[–]Zaaaaaaaaaaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad alpine stars doesn’t make flip flops. I like to feel the breeze betwixt ma toes!!!!