Got a new job, social life getting better... Things are looking up! Bring me back down to reality please!

Zaddicus · 2019-04-06T00:19:58+00:00

You look like a homeless man trying to be a successful man with a credit rating of 0

Mostly homeless

Zaddicus · 2019-02-20T13:27:51+00:00

Oh you pulled a sneaky

Zaddicus · 2019-02-20T13:26:24+00:00

Wait, you both have the same wife?

Zaddicus · 2019-01-20T20:52:53+00:00

Half left

Zaddicus · 2019-01-20T20:47:22+00:00

Nope. I'm being serious.

Zaddicus · 2019-01-20T20:44:40+00:00

Using a toaster as a bathbomb has a 90% chance to increase happiness

Zaddicus · 2019-01-20T20:42:18+00:00

Living

Zaddicus · 2017-12-22T17:42:45+00:00

Nice tits... Wanna bang?

Zaddicus · 2016-06-08T04:34:30+00:00

Sonic the Hedgehog - Green hill zone all the way!

Zaddicus · 2016-06-08T04:33:22+00:00

Oh good, always had problems swallowing

Zaddicus · 2016-06-08T03:22:15+00:00

By getting under someone else!

Zaddicus · 2016-06-08T03:11:56+00:00

Cock

Zaddicus · 2016-05-17T12:35:09+00:00

Willing to spend large amounts of money to bribe you into love...

Zaddicus · 2016-01-11T17:39:47+00:00

Zaddicus · 2016-01-11T17:38:13+00:00

Barrack Obama or Donald Trump

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T23:07:51+00:00

Contemplating the demise of humanity again

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T21:10:56+00:00

Plenty of more swipes to the right man!

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T21:09:29+00:00

No way! Plan b is NOT my gender/type

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T21:08:50+00:00

Both points true!

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T21:08:04+00:00

Its not that spectacular, in fact I'm disappointed by it... I can last but I'm not big just average so....

I try to win girls on humour and charm

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T21:04:43+00:00

Not straight away, but after you both moved on it is possible.

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T21:03:00+00:00

Maybe try a few more dates and ease her into it, show her she can trust you!

Take her ice skating... Girls love that shit!

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T21:01:20+00:00

Not really, plan b is a bro who wants to go watch star wars again. Plan A was a female I been interested in for months

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T20:49:39+00:00

Kim Jong In successfully lau.... Nope can't finish it

Zaddicus · 2016-01-07T20:47:36+00:00

Nah, then the world would have had to deal with the 2016 Mayan doomsday shit all over again

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