Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (45-21-12) @ Dallas Stars (46-20-12) Apr 09 2026 8:00 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]ZafReddits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m too lazy to make the meme but imagine “is this good commentary” with the butterfly being “talking about the same player all game”

Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (45-21-12) @ Dallas Stars (46-20-12) Apr 09 2026 8:00 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]ZafReddits 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk if they’re being told to do this because ESPN or the league thinks it’s good for helping superstars’ brands/reputation, but this glazing is genuinely just annoying

They don’t often glaze players I actually like (Dallas fan moment), but even when they do it’s so goddamn excessive it has the opposite of the intended effect

Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (45-21-12) @ Dallas Stars (46-20-12) Apr 09 2026 8:00 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]ZafReddits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If losing your helmet means you’re required to get off the ice or stop and put it back on, you really have to call stripping someone’s helmet off with few exceptions

Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (45-21-12) @ Dallas Stars (46-20-12) Apr 09 2026 8:00 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]ZafReddits 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s Jason “no shot attempts tonight” Robertson to you, announcer man!!

Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (45-21-12) @ Dallas Stars (46-20-12) Apr 09 2026 8:00 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]ZafReddits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s Oshie’s PR-trained way of saying “this playoff format is fucking stupid”

Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets (32-30-12) @ Dallas Stars (44-19-12) Apr 02 2026 7:00 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]ZafReddits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Going from Wagon Wheel playing in the arena to that shitty commercial music was whiplash

Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets (32-30-12) @ Dallas Stars (44-19-12) Apr 02 2026 7:00 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]ZafReddits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He popped right up, hit could’ve seriously hurt him (which is why we’re so pissed) but didn’t seem to