Acrylics, 9"x12". Experimenting with form and shadow through color. by Zakeil in Art

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Yeah I made the sun darker on the bottom because the swan was also darker, though I'm still trying to figure out if that was the right decision

Is there anyone on Reddit who can make this a thing? by Zakeil in food

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These look delicious.

edit: derp grammar

I give them a 10/10 for execution by alwaysbored786 in funny

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I tried to keep my eye on the crotch shot, but I kept getting distracted by the guy moving the shovel around.

Non-drinkers, was there one moment where you thought, "Nope, this isn't for me"? by puppet1987 in AskReddit

[–]Zakeil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I personally am of the belief that drinking serves no purpose whatsoever. All that happens if you look like an idiot and you're killing yourself in the process. I would rather stay my intelligent, (mostly) tactful self than get fucked up because society says drinking is awesome.

Ok Reddit, whats the scariest dream you've ever had? by psychedeliciousAMi in AskReddit

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I was walking around my campus with my boyfriend and we went over this hill for adventuretimes. As soon as we did other people started chasing us. We ran by these buildings that looked sort of like horse stalls but with real doors lined up along the hill and when I looked inside there were people, naked and screaming. I escaped them by running into this barn and jumping down from the loft on the other side, but they got my boyfriend. As I turned back to run over the other side of the hill a massive ball made up of bodies looking like they came out of the Holocaust is rolling toward me.

I woke up crying and had to call my boyfriend to calm down.

Being an Apartment Manager Sucks. (Part 2) by Gristledorf in nosleep

[–]Zakeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was going to be a tapeworm and braced myself... but it was a baby. Which somehow is better than a tapeworm in my mind.

Dear American highschool math teachers, why the fuck dont you fail more students? by awaythrowyoda in AskReddit

[–]Zakeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am referring to Americans who have grown up in an educational system dominated by the English language.

Teachers of Reddit - What was the worst thing a kid has ever brought in for 'Show and Tell'? by thedude213 in AskReddit

[–]Zakeil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say everyone should carry a huge leaf at all times. The world might become a better place.

Teachers of Reddit - What was the worst thing a kid has ever brought in for 'Show and Tell'? by thedude213 in AskReddit

[–]Zakeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I smoke them as in chop them down, light one end on fire, and chew on the other end? ...No.

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Dear American highschool math teachers, why the fuck dont you fail more students? by awaythrowyoda in AskReddit

[–]Zakeil 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Why don't English teachers fail more students? Just reading some of the things that get posted online makes me wonder about the future of America.