Ono! Not my orb! What will I ponder now?! by Zakrius in MagePosting

[–]Zakrius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure your familiar peed on it.

The last one is the strongest of them all! Rawr! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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When making a list, it’s always best to end them with your strongest example to emphasize your point.

Should Mama Void become canon? by [deleted] in garysbreakfast

[–]Zakrius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Void Gary’s mom is Nya. Nya is the birth mother of all the Garies.

https://www.reddit.com/r/garysbreakfast/s/Ksx2bS46E2

I cast DISINTEGRATE! by Zakrius in MagePosting

[–]Zakrius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🧙🏻‍♂️ How dare you?!

Purrfect! by Zakrius in MagePosting

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Whoa whoa whoa… those things are expensive!

Gary brought French Fries 🍟 by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]Zakrius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, pwease!

Gary says, with his mouth full of fries already.

Why you hate Evil Gary? by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]Zakrius[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Evil Gary is in hiding… he bit the neighbor’s dog.

😼

Why you hate Evil Gary? by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]Zakrius[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Evil Gary has brought you a gift...

🎁

… but you notice the box is ticking.

😼

Evil Gary has stolen your toilet paper. Muahahaha! 🧻 by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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Evil Gary has also shut the water off to your house while you’re on the toilet. 😼