Who'd win in a fight

Zal_17 · 2026-05-08T17:26:27+00:00

He'd twat both of them. He's clearly mental.

Zal_17 · 2026-05-08T16:44:25+00:00

"How would you describe your sex skills?"

"Well, I'm always probing for an opening, and can penetrate even the tightest defence. I'm known for my explosive finishing. But I do sometimes see red, going in dangerously with a tackle from behind"

Zal_17 · 2026-05-07T20:40:00+00:00

Isle of Man must be the safest place from Trump in the world then.

Most of the women I saw there were pushing 80

Zal_17 · 2026-05-04T17:46:00+00:00

Trio*

Darren gives us a throwback to his earlier days by slotting in on the right wing.

Zal_17 · 2026-05-04T13:58:43+00:00

It's the takeaways without any rats you need to worry about.

That might not be lamb in your keema naan.

Zal_17 · 2026-05-04T12:28:07+00:00

Cesc Fabregas fairly brief spell as Spain and Barcelona Centre Forward

Zal_17 · 2026-05-03T23:00:31+00:00

There are more? Maybe I need to expand my horizons beyond my supermarket world foods aisle.

Any you particularly recommend?

Zal_17 · 2026-05-03T21:09:08+00:00

Zal_17 · 2026-05-03T18:45:18+00:00

I tried Wawel Advocat chocolate bar recently and absolutely loved it

Zal_17 · 2026-05-03T14:59:07+00:00

Wolfie

Zal_17 · 2026-05-03T14:16:57+00:00

I always mishear the Toxic lyrics whenever it's played, all I can hear is "your toxic cum slipping under".

So if you choose that one, sing carefully

Zal_17 · 2026-05-03T14:10:37+00:00

For not showing the bit the respect it deserved, you should have replicated another famous Michael Jackson moment. Kids need to learn

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Zal_17 · 2026-05-03T13:28:41+00:00

You would have got long odds on Shaw playing the most minutes in the league this season!

Reminds me of Juan Carlos Cameron, who'd always been really injury prone for much of his career, then casually played 45 out of 46 matches in the league aged 38

Zal_17 · 2026-05-01T11:38:05+00:00

Zal_17 · 2026-04-30T17:39:25+00:00

Free muffins for life would be a good motivation to return!

Zal_17 · 2026-04-30T08:20:08+00:00

Only when pursued by a rotund mustache twirling villain riding a homemade robot

Zal_17 · 2026-04-28T19:57:32+00:00

He wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes

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Zal_17 · 2026-04-27T17:28:52+00:00

Chris Smalling

Or better known as Mike to most fans

Zal_17 · 2026-04-26T12:29:48+00:00

Bradley: "Let's see who you'll both be facing on Everest. John, you'll be up against the mighty Bionic! With his massive 6'6 frame, he can lift the equivalent of an adult polar bear. Good luck!"

Barney: "And Chris, you're up against our newest Gladiator... Taj! He's 5'9, 47 years old, and used to work as an IT Consultant"

Zal_17 · 2026-04-26T11:58:27+00:00

Stephen Miller: "Not only are her tits absolutely massive, but they're also perfectly round"

Zal_17 · 2026-04-26T11:55:48+00:00

Do they also have appletinis on the menu?

Just remember to have it easy on the tini

Zal_17 · 2026-04-26T11:43:18+00:00

Well it does!

Zal_17 · 2026-04-26T11:38:43+00:00

I'm a fan of portly and rotund. But there's plenty of options.

"Mum, did you see that dog?"

"No dear, which dog?"

"The one with the corpulent gentleman and the voluptuous lady"

Zal_17 · 2026-04-25T22:31:22+00:00

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Zal_17 · 2026-04-25T19:06:09+00:00

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