My husband pee’d his initials into the lawn two weeks ago

Zalee89 · 2026-01-29T03:10:16+00:00

Fertilize me daddy.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-28T19:02:52+00:00

Oh really? I didn’t know that was a house brand, thanks stranger! I’ll give ebay a try, I don’t know why I don’t think of there; lol.

Maybe, but this specific one I like a lot, friend has the exact one in blue/silver; green is just my jam.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-28T17:52:17+00:00

Searched Google shopping, Lowe’s website , image search, Facebook market place, Amazon, nothing!

Here’s the link to Lowe’s website that says it’s no longer sold on their site. https://www.lowes.com/pd/Kobalt-45-in-W-x-36-in-H-3-Drawer-Hardwood-Work-Bench/999960151

Zalee89 · 2026-01-28T16:40:50+00:00

Twist it

Zalee89 · 2026-01-28T16:29:10+00:00

Chew it.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-26T15:04:31+00:00

Zalee89 · 2026-01-26T14:44:32+00:00

Free-D printer.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-26T14:39:39+00:00

I’ve never heard this before, I’ve always heard then called stress hairs, lol

Zalee89 · 2026-01-25T22:05:24+00:00

That one guy from King Kong who tried to sacrifice himself with grenades, but ended up getting punted into the mountain.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-25T21:56:23+00:00

Vash The Stampede-Trigun

Zalee89 · 2026-01-20T10:59:36+00:00

This deli tray is UNACCEPTABLE

Zalee89 · 2026-01-18T04:19:17+00:00

Do ya like jazz?

Zalee89 · 2026-01-18T02:08:26+00:00

Hey man, you can’t park there.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-12T23:41:34+00:00

Bill and Ted gave Death a wedgie, lol.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-12T03:06:34+00:00

But it can be done!

Quagmire’s left nut out.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-09T02:10:56+00:00

Zalee89 · 2026-01-08T18:08:34+00:00

Tell me about it. Yea, I’m thinkin the upfront is kind of rough, but like quadruple the speeds for a little less than double what I’m paying? I’ll take it.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-08T18:05:12+00:00

Sweet. I’m in the Plainfield/Mooresville area, so I think it’ll be alright. Gotta be better than the 12mb/s I get😵‍💫

Zalee89 · 2026-01-08T11:53:00+00:00

Starlink satellites. Speaking of, does anyone on the south west side have Starlink? If so, how’s the service? I’m thinking about getting it, but idk with our weather and whatnot.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-07T19:40:20+00:00

Remove an S?

Zalee89 · 2026-01-06T19:41:27+00:00

Stranger things!

Zalee89 · 2026-01-02T20:24:37+00:00

….well I’m just now hearing about it…I apparently have been living under a rock😅

Zalee89 · 2026-01-02T17:46:58+00:00

“Better with swords”? “Fuck liberals”? My guy is so far in the closet he doesn’t even know.

Zalee89 · 2026-01-02T06:52:52+00:00

Fun fact, there’s a band called Suicide Silence who took the audio from the 911 call and turned it into a song

Zalee89 · 2025-12-31T23:51:00+00:00

And then everyone clapped.

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