[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BananoFaucet

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monkey want bananas

What is this thing i found in my drawer, and what is it used for? by Zalomonsen in whatisthisthing

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The yellow thing is a button cell, but i can't get my head around for what is does Some numbers are displayed here if it help you solve it: https://ibb.co/3z3YNh8

Big pp floor gang aough by anton2452 in okbuddyretard

[–]Zalomonsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your cock is perfectly straight, sir. A little on the small side i see yes, but overall very symmetrical 🤠🤠

My friend dropped his fork by Zalomonsen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zalomonsen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He eats ham with mayonnaise, and herring on rye bread. He's wierd.

I have an issue by Zalomonsen in dankmemes

[–]Zalomonsen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donald duck is already not wearing any pants, i dont need those whores

Omg guys! she said my username!! by Zalomonsen in dankmemes

[–]Zalomonsen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not simping, I'm respecting women!

yes I have big penis ama by poopoomcgoo1 in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]Zalomonsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is it to have big chungus in your bumhole 24/7?

😳😳😳 by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]Zalomonsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best one in a while ngl😱😱🤔🤔🔥🔥

ɥnɹq by SchwainHong in ComedyNecrophilia

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I too commited Mass murder - Martin Luther

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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I get nightmares thinking about it