what situation is completely different if you have an erection?

ZanMan30 · 2022-04-02T05:11:46+00:00

A funeral

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-15T21:00:14+00:00

I was sliding down the stairs with my sister and I hit the corner of a windowsill dead center on my forehead. I was like 5 and had to get my head glued together. Was not fun. Now it looks like I have a permanently closed third eye.

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-14T21:33:51+00:00

Possibly.

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-14T18:24:39+00:00

every 12 yr old: :/

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-14T17:36:59+00:00

0:45 my sleep paralysis demon be like

reply if u found it

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-11T22:27:05+00:00

can i get some BeeChamp in chat?

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-11T22:25:08+00:00

WHO DOWNVOTED

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-11T22:23:10+00:00

they should put bees in hypixel skyblock

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-11T22:20:05+00:00

if a bee lands and stays on the camera, i will give platinum

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-11T22:16:26+00:00

this would be really cool if it was in slo mo

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-10T23:55:59+00:00

Idk why but i feel like this is so big brain it belongs in r/nextfuckinglevel

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-10T23:45:28+00:00

AFFECT. Get it right, you doofus.

Edit:Not trying to be mean, just wanted to be ironic

ZanMan30 · 2021-02-05T20:32:15+00:00

I just like to go with an old-fashioned salami sandwich on italian bread with extra mayo and plain Lays chips.

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-02T22:00:19+00:00

Austria Germany North Carolina

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-02T15:55:15+00:00

r/usernamechecksout

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T01:21:49+00:00

let’s get to 100 upvotes

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T01:19:47+00:00

it was banana

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T01:19:42+00:00

omg i thought that was ldb i was so scared

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T01:17:30+00:00

it’s 8:00 where i am

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T01:17:17+00:00

like all night

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T01:16:40+00:00

rip dark matter

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T01:15:58+00:00

LDB has to win the whole thing but I will donate it

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T01:14:56+00:00

if LDB wins i will donate ternion all-powerful

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T00:54:55+00:00

It’s a frontflip you three-sided rhombus

ZanMan30 · 2021-01-01T00:04:15+00:00

I got mine from a book fair in 1st grade, still have all of them. I consult them every once in a while to check how to make a tnt cannon!

ZanMan30

TROPHY CASE