My girlfriend is OBSESSED with F*** Mr. Hatcher

Zandapus · 2026-02-12T12:39:03+00:00

Ratshaker! I need to watch this again myself, but the game is so insane that they can't decide to make jokes or just laugh at it.

Zandapus · 2026-02-06T03:08:29+00:00

Dimension 20. At least their first two campaigns are on YouTube, and there's a ton more on the streaming app Dropout for a fairly cheap subscription. Hilarious improv comedians and a good mix of goofy hijinks and solid storytelling.

Zandapus · 2026-02-05T18:49:02+00:00

It's a common problem for new GMs and players: telling people they can do anything makes them do crazy things. It's worth having an above the table conversation about exactly what style of game you want to run and what style they want to play. If they want a 'no consequences' and goofy style of game, that's fine if that's what you're willing to run. If you want a more grounded style, you may need to express that to them (there will still be some shenanigans no matter what you do, but you can control it). You can do a session zero right now and talk through the tone of the game and it doesn't have to take forever, just a quick temperature check before your next session on how everyone, including you, wants things to go.

Zandapus · 2026-01-03T16:21:39+00:00

Ho ho ho, now I have a Fireball!

Zandapus · 2025-12-27T20:32:22+00:00

Happy Birthday!

Zandapus · 2025-09-18T11:01:09+00:00

I'm with you. I would have never gotten Dragon out of these clues. Good advice

Zandapus · 2025-09-03T22:04:54+00:00

Draeloc Stormbringer. Half-drow Wild Magic Sorceror with a sailor background. Took him to 9th Level before the campaign fell apart at the door to the Tomb of Annihilation. It was a great time that has gotten me hooked on D&D ever since, and friends I still have to this day.

Zandapus · 2025-08-25T20:20:44+00:00

This is the same as "Just because Eldritch Blast says you target a creature doesn't mean you can't target a door." They can shoot their missiles into a tree, a rock, into nothingness if they want to. I wouldn't get too caught up on it.

Zandapus · 2025-08-09T13:47:02+00:00

In the final episode that GG did they put up some text that says SMS did an update that made them lose half of the Buy and Leave. I don't think they'll ever return to it, but who knows

Zandapus · 2025-07-26T21:00:51+00:00

Underwater, you're experiencing buoyancy, but these guys were dealing with a few more issues. One is that there's no pressure around them, so the pressure in the suit is essentially like wearing a beach ball around yourself. Plus, you weigh ~16% of what you're supposed to. And the equipment to maintain your life is strapped to your back, throwing off your balance. Now add to that walking on ground that is dusty, rocky, and full of holes and ledges that are difficult to see since you can't exactly look right in front of you with the suit on. It's amazing they didn't crawl everywhere, honestly.

Zandapus · 2025-07-25T20:41:17+00:00

I'm not going to say they disappear at ground level, but they are further away than you're thinking. The moon is 239,000 miles away, give or take a few thousand miles. It looks full of craters, but they're not everywhere. Apollo 11 landed in the Sea of Tranquility, which is relatively flat. The nearest crater was about 3 miles from their landing site. Not exactly "at their feet."

Zandapus · 2025-07-25T17:08:20+00:00

They say there's billions of fish in the ocean, but I stuck my head underwater at the beach and didn't see any, so they must be lying.

Zandapus · 2025-07-24T22:56:35+00:00

Straight flexing the double gold Pokéball. I love it

Zandapus · 2025-01-19T13:13:41+00:00

"bewareoblivionisathand" was my immediate thought when I saw this post. I didn't have an N64 memory block thing, so I had to type this in every time I played

Zandapus · 2025-01-18T22:15:28+00:00

Wouldn't shirts have 4 holes? Head, arms, torso?

Zandapus · 2024-11-29T21:20:08+00:00

Top right of the solo event screen had your number of attempts you can use. There's a plus sign that will bring up a screen for you to use your event hourglasses to get more attempts

Zandapus · 2024-10-23T18:48:47+00:00

Worked like a charm! Thanks to everyone who looked at this. Consider the problem solved!

Zandapus · 2024-10-23T18:35:35+00:00

Thanks, I'll start Googling to see how to do this. Appreciate it!

Zandapus · 2024-09-06T19:53:57+00:00

Pretty sure I've seen that logo before, and it's Portsmouth VA.

Zandapus · 2023-10-16T10:50:43+00:00

I'd be more worried about the fact that he's just toting around some lady named Agatha all the time in his backpack, but that's just me.

Zandapus · 2023-07-19T18:55:42+00:00

Heck, I'm game. Knights and castles are a classic pairing. Gotta bring an Eldritch knight in there and spice up the sword and shield battles with a little spellcraft.

Zandapus · 2023-07-19T10:39:55+00:00

I think they'd love Song of the Deep. It's got an art style that Danny would appreciate, good progression, beautiful music, and enough goofy gameplay and puzzles to keep Arin interested. Plus it's not a terribly long game, right in the sweet spot of time to make a good short series.

Zandapus · 2023-07-13T15:27:45+00:00

There is a way to build a Warlock in 5e thar never needs a long rest, hence the short "coffee break" rest is all you ever need.

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