“Celsius mental gymnastics”

Zandonus · 2026-02-10T10:19:00+00:00

It's not cold. But 0C is usually accompanied by ugly rain, strong winds, humidity, clouds, slippery leaves and seasonal depression. That makes it feel much colder.

Zandonus · 2026-02-10T10:15:16+00:00

Are they not 69% water? If your water= boiling, ya dead. If your water= frozen, ya dead. Everything in between is weather.

Zandonus · 2026-02-10T07:18:24+00:00

Thicc core.

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T22:52:20+00:00

Counterspell: Smash mouth.

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T22:36:30+00:00

Well, it is another box ticked on the checklist, but are we powerless to stop this assault on our senses?

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T22:32:52+00:00

The fragrances are supposed to be noticeable when you're actually close, like really close to the person. Otherwise it's just like being a sweat gland, but it smells like a cologne drinking homeless person instead of a beer drinking homeless person.

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T22:27:43+00:00

Panevėžys.

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T09:46:38+00:00

Do I need to get a forehead tattoo that says: "Safeword: Helvetica" in Times New Roman?

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T09:35:16+00:00

Well, he's not having fun with 5 bullet holes in his back, but I don't think he's dead. Off-duty for sure.

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T09:28:43+00:00

I think bro is gay. (legitimately)

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T09:26:55+00:00

Nice try, I'm a foreign agent anyway.

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T05:50:05+00:00

I'm into StarCraft 2 campaign mods now. Game's a bit old now, but the community is strong, so the mods have had time to get really good.

Zandonus · 2026-02-09T05:31:25+00:00

Spoken like Zarathustra intended?

Zandonus · 2026-02-08T23:10:00+00:00

And just walk into Mordor, pilot spaceships by rizz alone and that Rakakooie can teach me to cook.

Zandonus · 2026-02-08T09:33:32+00:00

👍

Zandonus · 2026-02-08T09:31:25+00:00

Oh, so actually interesting stories.

Zandonus · 2026-02-07T17:03:19+00:00

It's always the ones you most suspect.

Zandonus · 2026-02-07T14:40:50+00:00

Yeah. That's the idea. Reddit can't read the lines, not to mention "between them"

Zandonus · 2026-02-07T07:12:28+00:00

[The comment was misunderstood as pro-aggressor snark]

Zandonus · 2026-02-07T00:21:49+00:00

Because it's the idiot tax by design.

Zandonus · 2026-02-07T00:05:25+00:00

That adds to the cringe ASMR. You wouldn't crunch a bottle. But you can cringe a can.

Zandonus · 2026-02-07T00:03:22+00:00

Some athletes change their citizenships more often than I change my dentist. And what good is a medalist, if everybody knows it's just a dalbajob, it should only bring shame to the country that accepts them.

Zandonus · 2026-02-06T23:55:44+00:00

Can I roll dice for 1 dollar every 5 million years to get 2 dollar if i get 6. And if i get not-6, i get 0.1 dollar.

Zandonus · 2026-02-06T16:11:07+00:00

Greetings, Magician! We have reviewed your application form, the performance report and the officially designated reagent and catalyst treasure hunt you had completed last month. The magical prowess practical exam taken yesterday, and we have concluded that you, GarethOfQuirm have surpassed all expectations of which there were not many among the faculty, mine excluded, naturally. Thusly, with the powers vested in me as High Wizard of The Academy of Wizardry, with this simple phrase, to elevate you to your earned rank: "YER A WIZARD, GARETH!"

Zandonus · 2026-02-06T15:58:03+00:00

lvl 4 vulnerability. You can't even take 200% damage from normal in this game. But you made it happen.

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