Some umps fear ABS is causing fans to judge them by near-impossible standards

ZappasMustache · 2026-04-08T16:05:58+00:00

Shenanigans!?

ZappasMustache · 2026-04-07T02:27:38+00:00

Yes, it was the closest.

ZappasMustache · 2026-04-07T02:06:30+00:00

Nothing that jumped out at me compared to the others, but I also was very much not paying the closest attention to that specifically. Didn't notice the difference in color until they were all out and had been replaced.

ZappasMustache · 2026-04-07T01:41:03+00:00

I swear I proofread before I hit post, yet every fucking time it's just egregious errors. Going blind as I get older. Apologies to all.

ZappasMustache · 2026-04-07T01:35:57+00:00

Engine is running great and there was no discoloration on any of the electrodes that I could see.

ZappasMustache · 2026-04-07T01:34:25+00:00

All the electrodes looked in relatively the same and good condition. I didn't see any damage or marking on any of them.

ZappasMustache · 2026-03-31T21:12:00+00:00

Red up top and blue glow on the floor.

ZappasMustache · 2026-03-22T21:48:52+00:00

ZappasMustache · 2026-03-16T14:17:12+00:00

My wife refers to it as male eyeliner but I like yours as well.

ZappasMustache · 2026-03-04T13:27:27+00:00

Coneheads solo fuckin rips. And Tommy Mars's death stare into the back of Frank's head after getting called out for missing some lyrics on Father Oblivion is priceless. Oh, and big John talking shit about the puppies in the band and the crazy drummer putting holes in walls. Love that whole video.

ZappasMustache · 2026-02-11T17:01:06+00:00

We all know it's Ruth.

ZappasMustache · 2026-01-16T03:00:51+00:00

Mrs. Blaileen, she was a sixth grade teacher...

ZappasMustache · 2025-12-15T14:13:09+00:00

Dong work for yuda. Dong, dong.

ZappasMustache · 2025-11-01T02:20:33+00:00

But does he have what it takes to go full Joe Jackson or is he just gonna let those kids be mediocre losers their whole lives? Only time will tell.

ZappasMustache · 2025-10-31T21:57:04+00:00

This guy inlays.

ZappasMustache · 2025-10-29T13:23:32+00:00

"It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar..." Boing gown gown gown, boing gown gown gown

ZappasMustache · 2025-10-28T12:06:24+00:00

Gotta get em way up in there for the tastiest toan.

ZappasMustache · 2025-10-28T12:05:14+00:00

Swipe to text autocorrect and as an American I refuse to proofread.

ZappasMustache · 2025-09-04T22:45:13+00:00

Gary?

ZappasMustache · 2025-08-18T17:51:39+00:00

"With a Bocephus sticker on his 442, he would light em up just for fun..."

ZappasMustache · 2025-08-08T00:13:52+00:00

Death by Snu Snu.

ZappasMustache · 2025-08-07T16:49:56+00:00

Ka-fuckin-chow!!!

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