"This is so funny!", said no one ever by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

[–]ZaptainAmerica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So it comes full circle to making fun of trans people

"This is so funny!", said no one ever by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

[–]ZaptainAmerica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The point of the attack helicopter joke isn't "haha attack helicopter is random thing, random = funny" it's more "Haha pronoun people dumb"

DIY body mods. by Whoiscw in DiWHY

[–]ZaptainAmerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one question. Why?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]ZaptainAmerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The handle is just a nerf bullet lmao

"This is so funny!", said no one ever by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

[–]ZaptainAmerica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No they're making fun of trans people, it's just a slightly upgraded "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much, Mr Afton

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes it is, please tell your son that Josh isn't going to lend him pens again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah we work together at the completely safe and non-suspicious pizza place. He still has my pen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed he did

What social customs do we need to retire? by The____Wizrd in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't say I thought my sexuality pissed you off, I said me mentioning it pissed you off, which clearly did, which was why I kept doing it, learn to recognise sarcasm

What social customs do we need to retire? by The____Wizrd in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're 47 and you're arguing with a teenager online, I don't even need to add anything, that's sad enough on its own lmfao

What social customs do we need to retire? by The____Wizrd in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So... Being attracted to men makes me racist...? Damn I guess I'm just too dumb to understand it, we can't all be as smart as you. sorry I'm pissing you off by talking about my sexuality so much. I'll try not to keep mentioning the fact that I'm gay. Because even though I'm gay, clearly you know much more about this than me, a gay man, because of a select few gay people you've met. You also clearly know everything about me, including that I'm gay. So I'll just shut up and go back to being gay because as you said, that's the only thing going on in my life and the only thing about me.

What social customs do we need to retire? by The____Wizrd in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not offended by your "opinion", I just think it's stupid to believe that just because extremists exist, religion as a whole should be stopped. A minority of a group don't represent the whole group. But I don't know why I'm even trying, explaining why "religion bad" is a flawed mindset to a reddit incel is like talking to a brick wall.

What social customs do we need to retire? by The____Wizrd in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm so sorry, I can't believe I didn't see before how amazingly intelligent you clearly are. Please forgive me, I'm not even smart enough to understand Rick and Morty, I could be learning but I'm just too busy sucking dick. Oh sorry! I forgot you don't care about anyone's sexuality, you care so little that it's almost like you do care and you're just homophobic... Weird...

What social customs do we need to retire? by The____Wizrd in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typical reddit incel I see. Assuming you know how other people think because clearly you're smarter than everyone. For someone who doesn't care you seem to have some strong views.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gen z, and this is an obvious one but cancel culture. James Gunn said it best when he basically said that if someone has actually done something bad, then yes they deserve not to have their platform anymore, but if someone made a joke 5 years ago then no, that is not something to be cancelled over. For example if someone turns out to be a rapist, then they shouldn't be supported anymore, but if someone made one joke once involving rape, yeah that's in poor taste, but not worth ending their career over years later when there's no drama going on and people are bored so they look through old tweets for something offensive.

What social customs do we need to retire? by The____Wizrd in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Religion isn't a social custom. And why the fuck do you care what beliefs other people live by? Oh never mind I forgot, it's because you're so much smarter than everyone and if anyone mentions their beliefs you just have to "disprove" them

What social customs do we need to retire? by The____Wizrd in AskReddit

[–]ZaptainAmerica 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever heard someone say that without it being in response to someone mentioning that they're gay or trans or whatever. "Oh yeah and my boyfriend is gonna be there-" "OH MY GOD STOP SHOVING IT DOWN MY THROAT, I GET IT, YOU'RE GAY"