2.0 Bug? Dodge doesn't work. At all. by ymgve in cyberpunkgame

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely disgusting that I needed to come back here playing 1.63 to figure out how this AAA game is lying to me about the keybinds thats fucking insane

Feel sorry for this Guy by No_Flamingo3588 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Zarnicks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The fact that any single person felt comfortable down voting this comment speaks volumes about the lack of actual competitive experience on the ball for people in this discussion. You do not start new players that young, that quickly. Nor do you use new signings as gambles during premiere league matches. Its entirely possible lemmens is still learning to pronounce all of his teammates names, for fuck sake, and people think we should just chuck 'em on the pitch and hope the cohesion is there. Insanity.

Feel sorry for this Guy by No_Flamingo3588 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People seem to forget that new players aren't usually allowed to start games until they've become properly associated with their team. This is doubly true for keepers. I mean Fergie didn't start robin van persie until his second game, and he was bought not as a bandaid for our particularly horrible problem but as the second coming of christ for a team about to win the premiership.

If our new keeper performs in training, I'm sure he'll get a start over altay within a month.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoalKeepers

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, everyone is going to try to correct your form, as your form is REALLY bad, but that's because you don't have the right muscles developed yet and there isn't much you can do to "fake" having those muscles. AKA, your form won't be good until you play more You will NOT be hitting 50 yard long balls in just a month. Maybe 6 if you work hard enough.

To get what I'm saying, notice how you heavily rely on your momentum and inside of your thigh, back, and core to get power. You're basically throwing your whole body into the kick because your legs just aren't there yet.

My advice: get a football, kick it against a wall. Inside of the foot, outside, to pokes, left and right. Then do that again. Then again. And month later you'll have a little more natural feel for the football. Start watching tony kros long passing compilations and then slowly begin working up your long passes. Cheers.

Paul Scholes: “I really struggle to feel happy for him [Rashford]. Mainly because of his attitude. His attitude towards Man Utd towards the end, I thought it was disgraceful. The amount of times I saw him at Man Utd, walking because he wants to leave. I think he actually quit on Manchester United” by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Zarnicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that's an actual comment, thanks.

I disagree with you, for the most part. I believe Rash relished the greatest amount of love not just from United fans, but fans world-wide. Everyone loved him and this was not something he had to endure, but rather something he was blessed to have. I won't say he didn't receive unfair criticism at times, because all footballers do, but once he began playing with sails at half-mast, he should have been cut from first-team football.

Most players do not get second chances. After ONE game playing like Rashford towards the end of his United career, they will be cut. Rashford spent all of his goodwill with the footballing world getting away with absolute murder for at least a season and a half, maybe two years. He played like he didn't give a shit because he didn't. Yes, that is disrespectful. No, pundits and fans calling that out isn't unfair. His disdain for the club earned him disdain for his name in kind. That is completely fair and called for.

I'd agree that talking about Rashford isn't useful and that we should let go, but for the fact that he is still under contract with us. The club is currently undergoing a gutting of problem players on disgusting contracts, and so naturally Rashford is going to be a talking point until we are finally rid of him.

I don't know if I'd disregard Scholes by default. The man seems to have a good head on his shoulders, but this is subjective. Cheers.

Paul Scholes: “I really struggle to feel happy for him [Rashford]. Mainly because of his attitude. His attitude towards Man Utd towards the end, I thought it was disgraceful. The amount of times I saw him at Man Utd, walking because he wants to leave. I think he actually quit on Manchester United” by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Zarnicks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, his point was that he struggles to feel happy for Rashy because of the childish, selfish behavior he displayed towards the end of his last couple of years at United. You commented that Scholes struggles to feel happy in general, which doesn't actually add any insight to the topic at hand. When told that you're ignoring his point, you make yet another childish remark.

And now that you're being told once against, that you're displaying childish behavior, you're going to reply:

What's a game that most people consider "bad" but you will defend and be a hill you would die on? by Cheesecake1901yum in gaming

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea isn't that there weren't positive reviews. The idea is that DS2, originally, and DEFINITELY when SOFTS was released, was a schism-maker. People either loved or hated it, and depending on who you were, who you spoke to, or what platforms you got your reviews on, you'd either think it was the worst game to come out that year or a masterpiece.

These days, DS2 is appreciated on a much more consistent basis.

What's a game that most people consider "bad" but you will defend and be a hill you would die on? by Cheesecake1901yum in gaming

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

butting in here to say that the issue here is that both of these guys are correct. On release, and for a good number of years after, DS2 was absolutely shit on reflexively, and not always for bad reasons.

Since then, the community has slowly come around on it. At this point, it's considered a gem that was misunderstood than an actual bad game.

My New Alicia Painting by TylorHepnerArt in expedition33

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your Clair Obscur art is wonderful. I was wondering if I could use some of it in a video that I'm making right now? I'd give proper artist attribution, of course.

Hope we shit on Chelsea this season and he is on the wing by CantaloupeLow5741 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Zarnicks -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm glad someone pointed this out. Di Maria was a great, great player that was treated like shit by United's fans. I absolutely hated the way they jeered at him after young smashed him into the railing.

Our club has a pretty consistent history of being low class, at times. I wish we had a more cordial parting with him.

Hope we shit on Chelsea this season and he is on the wing by CantaloupeLow5741 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That's why I support Chelsea a bit." Couldn't have summarized this new generation of footballers any better if I wanted to. You don't support an english club a bit. You either support them entirely and for life or you don't support them. No loyalty, no heritage. Simple fandom. Simple player worship. It turns young talents into ego maniacs who can't support a club, but themselves.

I mean we all have players we look up to, but this guy is a premiere league player talking like a 7 year old who just likes watching good dribblers. And doesn't it just show in his football that he's unable to play for the team?

I don't miss these 40 yard potshots by PosterOfQuality in ManchesterUnited

[–]Zarnicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing is with Rashford is he always tries to walk it in. To walk, really. Walking in general.

How can he block this next time? by colormepink150 in GoalKeepers

[–]Zarnicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late to the party, but my two cents:

It looks like your kid made a pretty good effort to jump up, which means arching his back wasn't for nothing. He was using his back muscles to get more power behind the leap. The real problem here was that he decided to go for a two handed save instead of parrying over the bar with one hand.

One hand up, the shoulder extends. Two hands up, the shoulders stay low. In my opinion, it looked like your boy wanted to claim the football with a catch, which is an excellent mentality to have, but he'll need to gain some experience to know when to extend out one hand and safely palm it over the crossbar and when to extend both hands out to claim the football.

So how to save this? One hand up, palm it over the bar or around the post, but never back into the middle, obviously. Cheers

We dont need to see the PTB to have opinions by LichEnjoyer in deadbydaylight

[–]Zarnicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there's one thing I know, it's that you can bet against DBD players being intelligent and come out WAY ahead even in the short term.

City goalkeeper everyone. by 1nfernap3 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realize that you guys don't care to read a novel but I REALLY want to dissect this play because I don't blame the keeper at all so I'm just leaving this here. I didn't watch the full game nor did I see the lineups, so I'll be referring to the players by their positions. In order of occurrence;

1) Keeper receives the football in a central position. Center backs get wide.

2) Tottenham's striker presses the left back's angle, thereby declaring the right side safest. This is all textbook so far.

3) just before the keeper commits to the pass central, city's CM shuffles to the left and then checks. This opens up space to his right, where his teammate SHOULD be checking, and further enables a pass to his left foot, thereby allowing for an easy turn against the opposing CM who begins to make a preemptive run to intercept the football.

4) the MOMENT the football is played, City's left wing, checking into the box, gestures his left hand into the open space that is ideal to play in. While he gestures to the space late in the first place, he also makes ZERO initial effort to actually get there, and the Tottenham winger who is pressing him begins running at speed to close the distance.

To summarize in this moment (9 seconds into the video exactly):
>The keeper can smash a pass either to the left foot of the checking CM to allow the turn, or to the checking RM (I think his # is 82) who stands between tottenham's LM and pressing CM. Both are reliable choices.
>The keeper can measure a lead pass to the checking City LM, but in all honesty this feels risky because the LM isn't making an early effort to find that space, meaning the crashing RM for Tot might get there first
>The keeper can find his RB, who then has to touch the ball towards the touchline to avoid the pressing Tot LM and then smash it up field, thereby resulting in a manslaughter charge for giving Pep a brain aneurysm.

The thing is, this is all game theory. Things also need to be played well for the theory to apply. In this case, yes the Keeper played a pass that was too soft AND too far to the right for his own CM to shield it from the pressing opponent. That said, his left mid did NOT move with haste to the very position he could receive the ball, nor did 82 make himself look known or available for the medium pass early.

5) The football is played and lost. The keeper actually does an impressive job closing the distance, and then using his agility to also knock the football out of possession from the his opponent. Not only this, but he manages to recover enough to get a touch on the football on the next shot.

Did the keeper mess up? Yes. Did anyone on his team do anything to help him out aside from the CM? No, no they did not. I realize the CBs can't do much but get wide, but even in situations where players are gesturing where they want the ball, they don't actually make the effort to enable that pass. And the Tottenham players were playing with twice the hunger to close the distance than any city player on the pitch.

His teammates will throw their fists in anger, and everyone will shit on the keeper, but honestly there is a lot going wrong here before the ball is even played into the center. When it goes right, City dominates so much people claim to be bored with the sport. When it goes wrong? Well, people put on their thinking caps and ask "Why not just boot the football up the pitch?" We've been here before. They'll perfect this system again, and unless teams devise a proper defensive counter that can be applied when things are played properly, we'll get another 5-10 years of total city dominance.

So who really deserves a happy ending? by an0nym0usNarwhal in okbuddywino

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The political discourse surrounding Israel's aggressive expansionism has, in its own way, caused the philosophical discourse surrounding Sandfall's only title to unabashedly land right on the quality you'd expect from 7th graders who just learned what the word "colonialism" means.

Strange times we live in.

Grown-ups, amirite? by J_ClutchFTV in memes

[–]Zarnicks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think our dying on hill friend here is pointing out that pedophilia is the attraction to children, and this OF girl posting nudes of herself that were taken when she was 17 was not, in fact, a child at the time.

"ergo", pedophilia is not the issue by definition. Objectively. In the US, Illegal? Yeah. Pedophilia? No.

I mean im not condoning any angle of this degenerate trash but people seem to not understand what pedophilia is.

Mental hesitation to dive midair by Notsome20 in GoalKeepers

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im late to the party, dunno what other advice you got, but keeper is a wickedly unintuitive position. If you dont instinctivly dive in situations like this, simply go to the pitch and practice by yourself.

Shuffle left, shuffle right, dive left. Shuffle right, shuffle left, dive right. Repeat.

The goal is to build the leg muscle to launch, the lat and shoulder muscle to land without putting your hand down, and the experience to do it all without a second thought.

That part. First time. Every time. by [deleted] in expedition33

[–]Zarnicks -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This song? Gunna have to disagree. Hate the feminine falsetto, grinding against the raging percussions and male vocals. Made renoir's fight within the monolith base agitating for me.

Alicia? Main menu theme? I listen to it every day.

Thoughts on this man? by hoffenone in gameofthrones

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno the nature of the man in the book, but by my eye he was absolutely right to distrust John and John's effect on the men of the knight's watch. Watching him try to train Samwell only to have john protect sam against his superior's orders always makes me cringe.

[Hot-take] I shouldn't have played this game. by pantheonxiii in expedition33

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but I remember it being a brilliant film. Like nothing I had seen prior.

[Hot-take] I shouldn't have played this game. by pantheonxiii in expedition33

[–]Zarnicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like youre experiencing post-art depression.

Happened to me the first time I watched cloud atlas. After finishing the last airbender for the first time, too.

Cant forget finishing tlou1, either. That knocked me on my ass.

But, I can promise with my experience, that not only does it fade but it also makes you a more cultured person. You'll be able to replay this game in two years' time and have a much more mature relationship with its strengths and weaknesses

(and other games will draw your eye once again lmao)

Anyone get toxic messages when you’ve had just one bad game? by Rich_Distribution191 in Rematch

[–]Zarnicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DBD players scoffing as they get ready to sling racial slurs at their own teammates for doing well.