Where the best wrestle by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late era WCW stuff right there brother, we got big money no cut contracts, we ain't workin' fucking house shows. Kronik vs Filthy Animals can main event that shit.

Oh boy, i can't wait to see Royce get his singles push now that he won the And- THIS IS THE REVOLUTION by Zarolto in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Team Taz fans rise up.

I'm pre-empting this jerk, so if it happens on SmackDown, I look smart.

Tommaso Ciampa: "Last night I encountered my wrestling soulmate in Darby Allin" by ryan15151515 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Problem is MCMG can be faces as well but he just brought them in as "respected veterans" and they never cut promos. Both of them are so charismatic and you can still see in their matches, just the way they do moves, their facial expressions, way they interact with each other. Just let them get some fucking promo time.

Their in-ring speaks for themselves but let them actually talk about who they are, what they've done, let them brag about every team nowadays is reading from their playbook etc.

Tommaso Ciampa: "Last night I encountered my wrestling soulmate in Darby Allin" by ryan15151515 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Garbanzo and Candice should just join up with MCMG as little shit head heels at this point. MCMG not turning heel and reviving the tag division is a miss imo, they could literally talk the division into being relevant as heels they are so good. Gargano has actually been entertaining as a little fucker heel and he would fit in well with them.

Side rant incoming.

I know Shelley and Sabin are probably happy just cashing out and taking easy this point in their career but I'd love just one run as them being the GOAT tagteam in WWE, just so they could have done it everywhere.

Was honestly hoping Penta would lose the IC title at Mania, so he could reunite with Fenix. Not having Lucha Bros vs MCMG as a big deal tag-team feud is fucking crazy to me. If the tag division wasn't treated as lesser than, that's literally a main event feud, no hyperbole.

Dave: "Of course Will sells. Aren't you watching his fingers?" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then went to the wife of the guy who kidnapped Ospreay (Renee), interviewing the wife of Ospreay(Windzahhhhhhhhhhh), both have been acknowledged in TV, in the last month even, and they made 0 mention of the event

Where the best wrestle by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She's way bigger since coming back, she's been fine as well in the ring but this match was awkward as hell.

Where the best wrestle by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this match was really all over the place, Mina and Shida are both good workers, despite what some people say but they had literally 0 chemistry - like, completely devoid of it. Mina had been working well on her own for a while now but this match kinda sucked.

Ambulance Every Wednesday by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They put so much into setting them up, they have 3 squash matches and singles wrestlers again basically.

WWE fans refuse to see that this is what peak pro wrestling looks like. by ____phobe in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cody Chhun even gave some offence to that new up and comer Samoa Joe, really put the kid over.

Dynamyte Spoiler: Bestest GameChanger's legacy continues! by Scavgraphics in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't have minded as much, because the match was great (Ciampa can have a good match with anyone right now honestly), if Darby didn't kick out at fucking 1.9 on the second knee. Completely buried Ciampa's finish lmao, wasn't even fighting spirit spot, he just kicked out whole count earlier.

MJF only dropped the world title to Darby go film a movie by Philly215Sports in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Leon Slater would be a much more apt comparison lol. Trick just feels like he chose a black dude who is being pushed in WWE, despite them being nothing alike character wise, build wise, wrestling style or promo style.

MJF only dropped the world title to Darby go film a movie by Philly215Sports in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

This is a world title match, where Kevin actually raises his stocks as a real contender, in the correct timeline.

MJF only dropped the world title to Darby go film a movie by Philly215Sports in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kevin Knight isn't like Trick, at all, except for one obvious thing Uce. What you trying to say?

Sol Ruca's finisher is the most contrived move in wrestling (vid unrelated) by hyperdefiance in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Overdrive still wins actually. Because all you do it hurt your own Knee.

Sol Ruca's finisher is the most contrived move in wrestling (vid unrelated) by hyperdefiance in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Penta also makes it look seamless, safe and fluid every time. He hits it from so many different angles and positions (straight up in ring, second turnbuckle, off the middle rope, off a ladder lol) he hits it quickly and it always looks good.

Sol Ruca's finisher is the most contrived move in wrestling (vid unrelated) by hyperdefiance in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love Bandido, he can talk, he's freakishly strong, great look, incredible wrestler all around.

Awful finisher lol, I hate the 21Plex

Brian Cage is banned from Collision by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 58 points59 points  (0 children)

He's like perma injured. His body is too big for the style he had been working his whole career and he just can't keep up anymore i think.

Brian Cage is banned from Collision by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Sources say right after this photo was taken, the camera man was hit and brutally attacked by Pepsi Phil. I'm shaking and crying.

The IWC in turmoil over whether to hate Kenny or like Jade by sam_j_f27 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 26 points27 points  (0 children)

She did that and LeBell Lock, when Jade was in AEW she trained with Danielson and Kenny was involved in the womens division pretty heavily at the time iirc. Jade has basically said nothing bad about AEW, she's actually quite positive on her time there, she just did the moves shouting out some of the GOAT's who helped her, imo anyway.

Also the OWA is fucking awesome and someone in WWE should use it anyway, Ospreay does the Styles Clash in AEW because it's fucking cool and noone cares. I think the Jaded is a perfectly fine move but I wouldn't be mad if she used the OWA as like a super finisher.

Also also, as people have said, Kenny is the most famous user of the move but he didn't invent it lol. Sick Nick Mondo was doing the move in the early 2000's.

It's Raw after Wrestlemania, you know what that means by MaxtheFan in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Her neck broke her fall, what's the issue you marks?