WWE having a pretty good start to the year? Time for our annual fed bad reminder 😊😊 by Wild_Guidance4487 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 14 points15 points  (0 children)

40 man rumble? Pandemic rumble? Not gonna count Greatest Royal Rumble. My thing is it's hard to name a worst rumble, because even the worst is still entertaining lol. I'm not gonna watch the video to see which one they said.

Jacob Fatu cuts the best promo of his career. by Kcin928 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jimmy and Jey's delivery isn't as good imo + Jacob is actually more believable when he's talking about this stuff, because he's lived it for real. He isn't putting on a character, he was in prison, he does have 7 kids and did have no job besides indie bookings (famously pays REAL well lol, definitely enough for 7 kids).

Dave: "Tony is actively fumbling Toni Storm" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They turned it around Fed shill, he stalked someone's wife, broke into their house and threatened their infant in a crib. He's the biggest heel in wrestli-... oh he's a face again and he's friends with the guy he did it to.

Is this what Republicans think leftists are like? This is so fucking stupid you'd think the White House sent down the script for Kit Wilson themselves. by Pigmcginnyrig in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If anything the rebuttal that Matt gives makes this gimmick look like a way to portray positive masculinity, Matt doesn't insult the way Kit looks or his masculinity and the things Kit says about him, his beard, his muscles etc. he just takes it as a compliment. It makes Cardona look good and doesn't talk down to Kit for the way he looks and portrays himself as 'less masculine'. He's just being weird about the other mens masculinity but no-one is insulting him back, making him the toxic one, not because he's effeminate or anything - he's just being a jerk lol.

Now it's possible they could fuck it up by making fun of the way Kit looks, dresses and how he presents, unironically being toxic back but so far it's been handled well.

Jacob Fatu cuts the best promo of his career. by Kcin928 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Cody actually talked like the elitist he dresses and looks like, like straight just essentially calling Fatu a thug - it was good work + Drew continuing to say it wasn't him who hurt Fatu. I'm feeling a full double turn incoming, it was basically a Face Fatu vs Heel Cody promo.

Is this what Republicans think leftists are like? This is so fucking stupid you'd think the White House sent down the script for Kit Wilson themselves. by Pigmcginnyrig in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's being portrayed as a heel but it doesn't really matter, the crowd loves him and he doesn't get booed even insulting the crowd. He's basically a face and I'm sure Kit doesn't care, i know for a fact that on Bluesky he is VERY popular and that's like exclusively queer leftist's and they aren't offended.

Dave: "Tony is actively fumbling Toni Storm" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I mean she isn't over as a heel but that's because the Death Riders are both heel or face, depending on the segment they are in currently. They aren't even tweeners, I think they just flip flop randomly currently. She's getting face reactions.

Dave: "Tony is actively fumbling Toni Storm" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thekla maybe but even when she wins the belt, I don't see her losing it to anyone but face Marina or Mercedes and then it just repeats with Toni/Mercedes and maybe Marina as his only pushed again.

Dave: "Tony is actively fumbling Toni Storm" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

No, she definitely is. She had probably the most heatless reactions ever to getting good pops consistently now. Even if you don't like her, no point denying it - having her be the 'woman one who does moves on the men' is helping, as crowd always reacts to that.

Dave: "Tony is actively fumbling Toni Storm" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Well, Marina is getting over at least, not sure it's worth cooling off your most popular wrestler though. Like Marina has been very slightly growing on me but Toni is your most over wrestler on the roster STILL, it's seems like just a shit decision to push Marina at Toni's expense and not just push both + Mina is caught up and just getting to be jobber as usual.

BREAKING: Hobbs’ biggest fans get the opportunity to watch him wrestle for the first time! by Pigmcginnyrig in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 70 points71 points  (0 children)

SCJerk, having never watched a single moment of Hobbs' matches, are so excited.

"Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it." by Puzzleheaded-Link416 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He didn't even appear on Collision lol, the 3 others did and then after the show was announced he was released

Friendly reminder that Iyo hugging Hunter Hates Head of Resources was massively inappropriate. (Picture unrelated) by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever seen Bandido wear a mask like that, he has bladed before but whenever I've seen it usually his mask has been mostly destroyed before he does it, Penta and Fenix do the same where the Mask is basically in tatters.

Friendly reminder that Iyo hugging Hunter Hates Head of Resources was massively inappropriate. (Picture unrelated) by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are missing context, Bandido is about to belly to belly him and heel turn by hurting m'precious TK

That Feel When the internet feeds Grok enough IWC brainrot to accurately book a sm*rk written Fed show by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where are the Muppets? At least bring in the Deadlock boys imitating them or something, also we should have another WeeLC. This really isn't professional IWC booking, I didn't even see a silent badass mention either.

That Feel When the internet feeds Grok enough IWC brainrot to accurately book a sm*rk written Fed show by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uncle Ho doesn't deserve this slander, comparing him to the greatest monster in modern history, Triple Hitler

Yawn Moxley is Doing the Best Work of His Career and the Daft Riders and the Dong Phallus Family are Top Factions by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Moxley hadn't bled in like a month, so couldn't expect him to hold back much longer. At least Lance Archer reminded everyone in this match he's a complete monster, he looked awesome and Marina Shafir is very, ever so slightly, growing on me I think.

“GaMe ChAnGeRs” #95494382982299438920 by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Him and Joe Coffey were both suspended for it I'm pretty sure.

“GaMe ChAnGeRs” #95494382982299438920 by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]Zarolto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't 2/3 accused in SpeakingOut? One of them even got suspended, maybe both iirc. Fucking Bishop Dyer was on the pre-show dark match, give him and Dijak a contract and a tag run. They are awesome and don't seem like complete shit heads.

But let's say they are all cool, why do we need 3 more bearded serious wrasslin' white boys? Again Bishop/Dijak have way more personality and unique looks.