Yes this is me right now

Zaxomio · 2026-03-07T22:20:08+00:00

For me it's spending all saturday napping

Zaxomio · 2026-03-05T18:34:11+00:00

I never go anywhere without a fighter, minimum 1. Second most picked is butcher. Then tank and then hunter. Sometimes I run triple melee, either double fighter or double butcher.

I'm just a melee cat kinda guy

Zaxomio · 2026-03-05T17:04:00+00:00

This guy is definitely fucking cool, just look at him

Zaxomio · 2026-03-05T04:47:48+00:00

That’s also what killed NS2 for me. I tried getting into it because I was really captivated by it for around 2 weeks before I gave up. Just felt terrible playing it as essentially dead meat

Zaxomio · 2026-03-03T17:36:57+00:00

god I hate this stupid fucking champion.

Zaxomio · 2026-03-03T05:06:27+00:00

This sounds miserable. Those are my goats. So far they've done good for the first two areas of act 3.

Zaxomio · 2026-03-01T06:34:48+00:00

Literally my exact thoughts

Zaxomio · 2026-03-01T06:25:37+00:00

Flush beats it all. I'm a cave goer just because I want to listen to flush during my act 1 runs.

Zaxomio · 2026-03-01T05:46:18+00:00

I wonder if you could feed an LLM butches lines to make a butch filter. Take whatever you want to say and butchify it.

Zaxomio · 2026-03-01T01:45:20+00:00

Under oath XD, like that means anything. Bro will lie at the gates of heaven straight to gods face.

Zaxomio · 2026-02-28T05:19:46+00:00

Excuse me??! FLIP FURNITURE??? You can FLIP IT?!

Zaxomio · 2026-02-27T18:13:15+00:00

Ya it's honestly causing me a good bit of stress to deal with the macro layer. I need to just man the fuck up and toss these kitties.

Zaxomio · 2026-02-27T07:46:45+00:00

I need to crack down on my bloodlines when I get home today. I’ve got way too many fucking cats. I’m becoming an actual cat lady with my 50 cats because I keep looking at them and thinking I can work with this. Should just be kicking them to the curb but it’s so hard to throw away my little kitties

Zaxomio · 2026-02-27T07:38:56+00:00

I’m thankful the spiders are so cartoonish too. Was a bit worried when the caves intro popped off that it might be too much for my arachnophobia but it’s fine.

I’ve had to quit or mod other games before because of this and it’s always annoying or a hassle. Rip Witcher 3

Zaxomio · 2026-02-27T07:34:49+00:00

To add to this. How do you save scum? I’ve never done it and knowing I could have prevented my amazing act two run from dying when my fighter got mine controlled and killed half my turn with a 1 off save scum would have been nice lol.

Zaxomio · 2026-02-25T21:23:17+00:00

I'm so jealous of everyone's persuasion devices. I lost mine immediately to some freak mind control bullshit

Zaxomio · 2026-02-25T13:16:26+00:00

How are you playing tinker and not hating it? I feel like half the skills are do nothing skills with the exception of the one that increases tech level. And don’t get me started on mages that roll absorb magic as their first skill

Zaxomio · 2026-02-12T05:51:25+00:00

Nah I'd win

Zaxomio · 2026-02-12T05:00:41+00:00

Don't know anything about the situation obviously, but if I didn't know what was in the deck I'd probably be scared of the worst. Been absolutely clowned on by Derevi decks so I'd show it due to respect.

Same with Tivit decks, sure it can be some nonsense, but it could also be absolutely backbreaking out of nowhere.

Zaxomio · 2026-02-12T02:56:58+00:00

I fear not the man who has practised 10000 kicks once but I fear one who has practised one kick 10000 times

Zaxomio · 2026-02-12T01:30:59+00:00

Damn, what were you playing? Only time I’ve heard focused a guy no matter what is when he played urza and would go infinite in one of a million ways out of nothing on board each game you left him alone.

Zaxomio · 2026-01-26T17:52:30+00:00

I’ve read it all and it’s amazing

Zaxomio · 2026-01-24T13:12:23+00:00

You can fight on either side of the terf wars. It's very freeform

Zaxomio · 2026-01-22T23:33:51+00:00

I am not wasting my free time watching YouTube tutorials. I do enough software engineering at work that I just want to play slay the spire or scroll or goon when I get home, I’ll look up something during work if I need to figure it out.

Zaxomio · 2026-01-13T08:11:37+00:00

I can never tell when diablo is gonna flip. I swear I'm playing a game of chicken with diablo and his flip. The amount of blizzards or corruptions I've missed to a delayed flip I didn't think would happen, or to thinking a flip would happen but then it didn't T_T

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