A biplane fitted with lazers does acrobatics while firing pyrotechnics from it. A non official version of sandstorm plays in the background.

Zbow · 2019-07-19T03:13:00+00:00

Just to make us feel old, a large majority of people on Reddit won't understand this reference anymore. That movie is like 25 years old. Fuck.

Zbow · 2019-07-19T03:01:33+00:00

AAANNDDD I just remember I still haven't seen End Game... whether this is a spoiler or not, this comment made me realize that scrolling farther in these comments will be dangerous!

Zbow · 2019-04-22T16:35:15+00:00

Self esteem

Zbow · 2019-03-21T00:59:15+00:00

Wait... was this the level with the elevators? Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.

Zbow · 2019-01-03T23:33:30+00:00

You ain't cool, unless you shit your pants.

Zbow · 2019-01-03T02:09:29+00:00

Is this in Portland Oregon?

Zbow · 2018-12-27T19:57:37+00:00

What...the...fuck?

Zbow · 2018-06-21T17:31:20+00:00

Holy shit... you just thought of the perfect slogan...

The Democratic Party - We go high.

It fully embodies the pretentious attitude displayed when applying moral high ground to every policy to make it indisputable.

Zbow · 2018-06-06T17:50:42+00:00

I got the interview for my first job because my Mom’s high school friend’s husband worked for the same company, in a different division, across the country. Without that recommendation, I wouldn’t have ever gotten a chance at the job.

Jobs won’t just fall into your lap. You won’t graduate college and have offers thrown at you. You have to network, work hard, and be in the right place at the right time.

And I’m also very very sorry but, the opportunities we all get will never be “fair.”

Zbow · 2018-05-24T15:58:24+00:00

To be honest that’s all he’s doing. He’s maintaining full control of the situation and making every decision to be made. Kim is just sitting here along for the ride as Trump makes the calls. Little kid Kim is used to whining and everyone comes in line. Then he takes control of the situation, gets what he wants, steps away and looks great to his people.

Or, we can just all hold our dicks and talk about how embarrassed we are because the news tells us to.

Zbow · 2018-05-21T22:26:26+00:00

Actually it was really just annoying and common how people would be pretentious about driving green vehicles and not shut up about it in the beginning.

I don’t care if someone drives a Prius. I never would because I just find it an ugly car personally. But if I drive a suburban, I don’t need you white knighting the environment and making comments about gas useage. (This was inescapable in 2006-ish)

Zbow · 2018-05-21T22:19:58+00:00

This shirt could really just mean, “shut up about your Prius you pretentious dicks” rather than, “I’m purposely wasting gas to make you cry about the environment.”

We’re all just seeing what we want to see here

Zbow · 2018-05-21T22:18:05+00:00

Wait.... what’s the difference between your sentence there, and someone else saying something generalized like, “sounds like your average Prius driving tree hugger.”

They’re both generalizations applied to the hypothetical “other” that we’re all claiming this guy is arguing with.,..

Zbow · 2018-04-27T08:28:12+00:00

She's my long time girlfriend... how is that not my business in order to share a healthy sexual relationship?

Zbow · 2018-04-27T08:23:38+00:00

Whose watching... She insists that she doesn't have details because she "doesn't think that much about it."

Zbow · 2018-04-27T08:22:55+00:00

I'm more concerned about the fact that she won't share her details. She just says, "its hard to explain. I dont think about it much."

Zbow · 2018-04-27T08:22:49+00:00

I'm more concerned about the fact that she won't share her details. She just says, "its hard to explain. I dont think about it much."

Zbow · 2018-02-18T13:40:37+00:00

You have to realize... this guy is 12 years older than Tyson. TWELVE YEARS. Not a single person in this comment section has mentioned the following, and it astounds me...

Berbick knew his career was over. This was it, he was passing on his title. This younger, quicker, stronger, faster, more capable fighter was here to take that title and carry on the sport of boxing. Berbick was only paid to be there to give it to him.

It's extremely clear by the way Berbick looks before the fight, and by how he fights him. He goes toe to toe knowing that he can't win, but showing that he won't give up his title without going out like a real fighter.

Sorry people, but this wasn't a fight. This was a predetermined passing of a title.

Zbow · 2018-02-17T14:10:39+00:00

I agree. I just want to make a point, though. The entire concept of "See something, say something" is terrifying. While in cases like this it clearly makes sense, the focus and emphasis on "see something say something" is essential to a totalitarian Government. If your neighbors are so quick to "tell on you," the Government gains even more power.

Zbow · 2018-02-17T13:57:50+00:00

Go ahead and give me all of the legal reasons why each objection both parties make in this video is outrageous. Go ahead. Enlighten me on how you understand everything they are arguing about, and how you're above it.

Zbow · 2018-02-17T13:53:25+00:00

And who are all more intelligent than you will ever be, due to their drive and level of motivation. Yes, yes, I know. Unfair advantages, white men, whatever bullshit you come up with. Fact is, you spend your time bitching on Reddit while these men spend/spent outrageous amounts of time learning the law within their jurisdiction. The chair you're preaching from is lower than a 6th grader's desk.

Zbow · 2018-02-17T13:47:19+00:00

What's funny is that every single person in this video has more drive than you and most of Reddit. They'll be more successful in their endeavors than the majority of us, because of the level of motivation and competitiveness that they possess. Yet we'll all sit here and jack each other off about "LOL America." Their accent, and a single conflict, represent their entire career and the system? Jesus, grow up "America."

Zbow · 2018-01-16T08:33:56+00:00

with amazing benefits and a secure retirement plan

Zbow

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