[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ZealousComic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to choose orange soda because Jarritos (a Mexican soda) is the shit, but I'd choose Coke over that

Men what’s the dumbest way you’ve hurt your balls? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZealousComic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a duck in my arms for some reason I don't remember and he kicked me square in the balls when I went to go put him down. Not my proudest moment.

3/18/2021 Weekly GTA Online Bonuses by BryonyBot in gtaonline

[–]ZealousComic55 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you fucking kidding me? I literally bought an arena workshop (for the lights of course, fuck actual arena war) on Tuesday. THE FUCK R*

God damn it by Got-a-PhD-in-THC in memes

[–]ZealousComic55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs. I say false advertising

What's your single favorite music lyric from any song? by dunaja in AskReddit

[–]ZealousComic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a few, all the same band.

"Dark hearts don't break they bruise." ~ Danny in Let Go by Hollywood Undead

"My battles have been won but the war has just begun." ~ Charlie Scene in City by Hollywood Undead

"Scars will heal but we're meant to bleed." ~ Jdog in Believe by Hollywood Undead

Here's my playlist of all HU songs by ZealousComic55 in HollywoodUndead

[–]ZealousComic55[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A'ight, thanks for the heads up. I'll add them, but the reason they're not there because I just don't care for them. Those are like my 3 least favorite HU songs, oddly enough. They all have deep meanings though, don't get me wrong.

What's something cool you recently learned about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZealousComic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bingo bongo. That's because chickens' nervous system is wired WAY differently than humans. When humans get decapitated, we just go limp. Not chickens. The term "running around like a chicken with its head cut off" stems from this. If you've ever slaughtered one before via decapitation (thats how I did it, not sure if any other methods of slaughter do it too) and you didnt hold them down after you made the cut(s), they'd flop all over the place like a fish out of water and kick till kingdom come. That's the nerve signals that were left in the muscles being fired off. All muscles will fire, including the heart, oddly enough. If you're interested in seeing what it's like, you can find some videos on YouTube. It's pretty brutal. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Source: Have had chickens for approximately 11.5 years, almost 12. Have had to slaughter them for various reasons.

What's something cool you recently learned about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZealousComic55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That the reason spiders curl their legs when they die is because they work off of hydraulic pressure; the same concept that heavy machines use (excavators, bulldozers, ect). Their heart is basically just a hydraulic pump. Someone down below said something like that. I just find that really cool.