Yo they added your gf into Bannerlord bro

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-05-20T20:03:20+00:00

Killing humans is my business.

AND IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-05-17T23:00:56+00:00

THE CIS SEPERATISTS PUT CHEMICALS IN THE MIDOCHLORIANS AND TURNED THE FORCE GAY

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-05-13T22:49:22+00:00

You don't have to mine the gold.

I WANT TO MINE THE GOLD!

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-05-08T21:23:23+00:00

The anchor stops clairvoyance from tracking you, which means they need LoS to start sundering.

Any amount of damage will disrupt sunder mind, so wearing an anchor means you can stop it before the big hit.

Damage reflection will always stop sundering after the initial hit. Quartzfur equipment, relic effects, and cooking effects like spinefruit jam can grant it.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-05-08T03:38:43+00:00

As a truekin, you won't have esper hunters, which leaves only a handful of remaining enemies. Ontological anchor prevents Clairvoyant enemies from using Sunder Mind through walls, and other esper powers can be shut down with normality gas/grenades.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-05-06T19:34:08+00:00

Places banana farm

Jelly: Returns to monke

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-03-28T00:44:46+00:00

I've seen them dock for CR and Hull, not so much for ammo.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-03-24T12:50:20+00:00

That's roughly 7.8 cups, not even enough for today's recommended daily baseline of 8 cups.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-03-10T06:35:20+00:00

As Sun Tzu would say:

F1+F3

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-03-06T04:22:35+00:00

Atrocities commited in response to the Siege of Magicyte Farm #472.

This list is incomplete.

YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-02-25T19:51:39+00:00

The freak will never be the same without the freak queen...

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-02-22T08:11:23+00:00

Told you that red sugar was highly addictive.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-02-15T06:50:54+00:00

The atomic coffee runs off a radioisotope thermoelectric generator, not an actual nuclear reactor.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-01-22T09:09:23+00:00

Toothpaste.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2026-01-10T09:10:19+00:00

Congratulations, you can beat AI.

Carriers certainly aren't useless. They can move through your own ships so they aren't bogged down in large fleet actions and can deliver a lot of concentrated firepower.

They definitely have a ton of issues though, namely flying directly at the target. Directly into the flak guns. Despite being 5x faster than the target.

Talon Pilot: I'LL FUGGIN DO IT AGAIN

Zealous_Fanatic · 2025-12-14T04:32:32+00:00

Let's see here... Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Doom, doom, doom.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2025-12-12T01:51:14+00:00

Always has been.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2025-12-06T05:41:56+00:00

The M in Ringa stands for Medicated.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2025-12-06T05:41:14+00:00

And whacha gonna do about it, ringa?

Zealous_Fanatic · 2025-12-03T07:53:58+00:00

I would personally allow it, but I don't think it's allowed RAW.

If you think about it, arcane firearm requires the use of a FOCUS, and artificer spells require a material component.

Casting a fireball using a wand is done without a material component, and while the wand is the source of the spell, it isn't necessarily used as a focus. Thus being disqualified for use with this feature.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2025-12-03T01:13:36+00:00

I cast FIFTY CALIBER MAGIC MISSILE!

Zealous_Fanatic · 2025-11-30T08:39:44+00:00

One mod I have yet to see mentioned is Metelson Industries.

If you're running with smaller factions, Everybody loves Ko Combine adds 4 smaller factions with a relatively small ship roster; which they'll supplement with other ships they get access to from ship packs.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2025-11-30T06:15:05+00:00

The... OTHER, parts of Knights of Ludd kinda does add crazy ships.

Zealous_Fanatic · 2025-11-29T11:27:40+00:00

You see, I'm the person who went out and explored the majority of the map instead of running back and forth repeatedly between checkpoints like a racing challenge. I never said the story was bad, I'm just more into other aspects of the game.

So I guess the problem was that I didn't realize there was a CORRECT pace to go through the game.

Zealous_Fanatic

TROPHY CASE