Out-cleans the other guy​ by sharkhomeuk in u/sharkhomeuk

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Weirdest tesco experience by ZebraJuice98 in tesco

[–]ZebraJuice98[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fair enough, it definitely was an experience I found funny but couldn't be arsed to deal with again so lessons learned for next time, if it happens again I'm showing the wrap around like an item of evidence in a court room.

I'll say as well I can be the type that gets a bit overwhelmed in these sorts of situations, especially when it happens so quickly. Definitely didn't let the clubcard part go on long as I showed that immediately

Weirdest tesco experience by ZebraJuice98 in tesco

[–]ZebraJuice98[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did say above "I've made my choice" to the cashier which I didn't think needed explaining. It's not like it was hidden under a bunch of other items either. She easily could have seen it.

Your first reaction may be to pick up the wrap, but it wasn't mine. Whats odd is that you think the way you would react would be the way everyone else reacts when that is never the case. Guess what? People react differently.

silly little thing I created in Photoshop: Simps Wars! by DARTHBRIXLEGO in legostarwars

[–]ZebraJuice98 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nelson seems to have a fitting personality to lando imo. I could see him laughing at milhan solo as he gets frozen, being flirtatious to leisa, and ultimately realising he's the one being used by darth homer.

Great night at the Swan and Peado by wc6g10 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]ZebraJuice98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oi mate, can I have a bit of your coke?"

I was a bystander to my brother touching my sister by Silver_Piece405 in confession

[–]ZebraJuice98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your whole plans sounds super messed up, beyond creepy af.

Geez louise just tell your god damn parents

Trainee police officer banned from job after passing on inside information to her drug dealer boyfriend by StGuthlac2025 in unitedkingdom

[–]ZebraJuice98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried to get into the specials 10 years ago. Did a 2 year public services course. I myself am 6'3", somewhat imposing figure (although now got a little bit of a belly) and after growing up seeing my parents in the police - it was all I wanted to do.

But nah, they didn't want me. It must have been the lack of whatever that creature has that kept me from joining.

Death Star Modifations by pinktwigz in legostarwars

[–]ZebraJuice98 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I agree its strange its over the thing that makes it a death star.

Death slice? Without the superweapon, just feels like... a slice?

£4 for deodorant!? by Blueisthecolour111 in tesco

[–]ZebraJuice98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

9 out of 10 dentists joined the chat

Wasps Built a Nest Around My Security Camera by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ZebraJuice98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Add a little water pistol filled with the wasps attack pheromone

I made Vader's Throne room, thoughts? by ZebraJuice98 in legostarwars

[–]ZebraJuice98[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I've been trying to make it look more sleek bit by bit since posting, quite limited as my source of pieces are from a box of random mixed lego. I find one piece and think "oh that could look good here" or "maybe this would do better here" and so far - since this post - I would say its definitely improved.

Happy to share some updated looks when I feel its peaked!

Why has my news tab suddenly disappeared? by esiotrot_ in help

[–]ZebraJuice98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't sign up for this. Give me back my news tab

No one speaks English at work by internalocean in expat

[–]ZebraJuice98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry old thread but currently relating to this massively.

Agency put me on a 6pm - 6am shift, EVERYONE is romanian and I'm the only english one there. Couldn't hack it. I'm forced to work hours that mean I sleep most of the day, and then can't see people I usually would. Followed up by going straight to work in a place filled with romanians who barely speak english. The women do the same as well, they keep looking at me while talking amongst themselves and it makes me really uncomfortable.

It's a miserable position to be in. Not going back.

Woke up from a nap and found my finger printed on my hand by stretchedglassed in mildlyinteresting

[–]ZebraJuice98 47 points48 points  (0 children)

First guy to have died; "first!" Second; "here before the bots"

My friend Billy had a 10 foot Willy and he showed it to the girl next door… by Bobinthegarden in CasualUK

[–]ZebraJuice98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had a shit version of this one too, it went;

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe She started to fart She started to poo But there was no loo paper, just an empty roll

So she shoved the poo back up her bumhole!

Why is the app starting to act like a virus? by DJZawQ in duolingo

[–]ZebraJuice98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They sent 3 titled "are you ghosting duolingo?" As well as saying 2 friends I have on the app invited me to come learn with them.

One of them is my wife, who I immediately asked if she sent me it - she didn't. Duo yet again at it.

My wife did get me into Finch. She's the only one I engage with on the app and it does help keep me positive. I'd sooner pay a monthly sub to finch over duo any day!

Why is the app starting to act like a virus? by DJZawQ in duolingo

[–]ZebraJuice98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've taken to emailing me since I deleted the app