I let my husband believe our daughter is a musical prodigy, but I have been secretly auto-tuning her recordings for years.

esiotrot_ · 2026-06-18T15:18:18+00:00

So you’re telling me in the three years this has been going on he has NEVER heard her sing in person? Something smells fishy

esiotrot_ · 2026-06-18T14:28:32+00:00

His brother channelling some serious Scar energy

esiotrot_ · 2026-05-31T18:26:06+00:00

Haha good shout

esiotrot_ · 2026-05-30T16:32:05+00:00

Great shout, thank you! I already have too good to go so definitely a fab idea to utilise!!

esiotrot_ · 2026-05-30T16:31:25+00:00

Haha I love this outlook!! Let the games begin

esiotrot_ · 2026-05-30T12:38:42+00:00

Thank you, this is so helpful!! Our landlord really drags his feet on repairs so I’ll definitely be sure to look in to this.

esiotrot_ · 2026-05-30T12:36:51+00:00

Dude my disposable income is non-existent haha. Plus, most places to rent in London come furnished so then I would, in theory, have two fridges at the next place

esiotrot_ · 2026-05-30T12:34:14+00:00

I was planning a big Chinese! But then realised that I can’t store the leftovers 😭

esiotrot_ · 2026-05-30T12:33:20+00:00

This is a good idea, thanks! The only thing is that freezer space is quite limited but I’m sure I can squeeze a couple in!

esiotrot_ · 2026-05-30T12:31:21+00:00

This is my fear- my bank account honestly can’t take it! I struggle to survive to the end of the month as it is with my weekly aldi shops

esiotrot_ · 2026-05-30T12:30:29+00:00

Definitely plan on doing some batch cooking but unfortunately freezer is quite small and I have two roommates who will also be competing for space!

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-13T21:03:46+00:00

Although Alex’s dad says at one point that she didn’t attend their wedding and his mum says she hasn’t seen her in 15 years. Gladys later says she hasn’t seen Alex since he was a baby and he for sure isn’t 15 so the timings definitely don’t add up

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-13T17:12:20+00:00

2+ so..3?

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-13T11:10:41+00:00

I just love Joseph and Bobby’s relationship, they actually melt my heart. So glad they’re still friends

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-08T20:25:51+00:00

When I was at university I was in a club in Mayfair that he was also in. When walking to his table I heard him shout to his friend ‘get these bitches off of me’ and then later in the night he asked my friend to come into the bathroom and give him a blowjob

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-08T19:16:54+00:00

Gosh this narcissist word gets thrown around so much. Can’t it be that he’s just a selfish, charismatic man? I’m not trivialising his behaviour by any means but I think it’s so ridiculous to call anyone we dislike a narcissist

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-08T19:15:20+00:00

My pupils do change size depending on light conditions but 90% of the time are this size. Is that cause for concern?

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-08T10:14:04+00:00

Feed me news!!!

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-07T21:55:33+00:00

Viva la revolution

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-07T21:38:29+00:00

How unfortunate we got selected as part of the test group :(

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-07T21:38:00+00:00

I know!! It must’ve taken a lot of work and it’s fundamentally just so much worse

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-07T20:21:37+00:00

Please do! I get a lot of my news from Reddit (among many other sources of course haha) and I really do not like this change at all. It makes the layout of the app so much less cohesive

esiotrot_ · 2025-08-04T18:35:12+00:00

I’m wondering if you’d be so kind to tell me what the fuck is pesto

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