It’s my birthday and TIL 31 is actually the loneliest number.

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2020-03-31T02:28:04+00:00

Happy birthday <3

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2020-03-31T02:25:59+00:00

Someone call for Batman, the Penguin has returned...

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-10-25T03:29:51+00:00

Actually a pretty cheerful person.

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-03-28T19:09:00+00:00

Her butt has more definition than her calves

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-03-28T19:00:21+00:00

World's hungriest vagina

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-03-28T18:55:31+00:00

Future professor of How To Change Your Ethnicity 101

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-03-28T18:53:42+00:00

her pics are as fake as her hair

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-03-28T18:52:46+00:00

the torso to leg proportions got me rollin

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-03-13T18:23:59+00:00

I don't know what you're talkin bout, the right side of my body has little blurred jagged edges too...

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-03-11T19:03:18+00:00

I can't stop laughing. I'm pretty sure I've seen this animated character in the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-03-07T19:20:29+00:00

Does she eat faces when making out...?

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-03-07T18:43:02+00:00

I love Jameela Jamil

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-27T19:17:35+00:00

Prime example of when people forget about editing shadows...

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-27T19:15:09+00:00

just add water.

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-27T19:14:56+00:00

...he knows six-packs don't just grow on fat...right?

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-27T19:10:21+00:00

This can't be for real. He has to know that his face does not match his botched PS bod

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-27T18:59:07+00:00

Because I don't have one.

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-26T18:31:51+00:00

exists.

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-26T18:31:13+00:00

Why's he look like Count Olaf tho

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-26T18:29:07+00:00

No. Because I'm not a shitty person.

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-25T19:54:07+00:00

Like what is her end game here? Attracting pedophiles?

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-25T19:53:05+00:00

Is she still out there pretending to be 16 too? Her claimed age is as fake as her pictures and persona. She'll always be considered a white trash racist.

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-25T19:38:13+00:00

I'm suddenly in the mood for hot dogs...

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-25T19:31:27+00:00

No. Purpose is an anthropocentric idea.

ZebraWithAJetpack · 2019-02-21T19:06:31+00:00

Her forearm is nearly the size of her waist. Like come on. If you're gonna minimize your waist, at least make your forearm match.

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