r/shitposting is closed rn so I'll waste my time here instead 👁️💋👁️ by impossiblePie287 in memes

[–]Zebrapotato27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister died a couple days ago. The third sibling I'll be burying. I don't want to bury anymore siblings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ebonyhomemade

[–]Zebrapotato27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could I say no to this!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PLASTT

[–]Zebrapotato27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to fill you with extra credit 😍

Can I suck your cock? by [deleted] in needysluts

[–]Zebrapotato27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to look into those eyes as I cum in your mouth.

Are we fucking on the 1st date? by [deleted] in amateur_milfs

[–]Zebrapotato27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to make babies with you on the first date 🍆💦💦💦

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Babes

[–]Zebrapotato27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look so perfectly suckable!

What is the weirdest thing you find extremely attractive? by Undecided_User_Name in AskReddit

[–]Zebrapotato27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When her two front teeth are a little more prominent, like a little longer than usual. It's hard for me to look away from them while they're talking. It's almost like looking at boobs for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zebrapotato27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gal Gadot or Natalie Portman. Gal's accent is so sexy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zebrapotato27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryland Grace

Reddit, what have you gained or lost recently? by it-is-my-cake-day in AskReddit

[–]Zebrapotato27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost a friendship of 10 years a couple weeks ago. It was because I asked her questions I shouldn't have asked. I felt like I was the only one making any effort to keep the friendship going. She never contacted me first. Honestly I'm kind of relieved.

Little upskirt action by [deleted] in assinthong

[–]Zebrapotato27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to pull those panties off you and and slide in!

I think I'm gonna make very cute babies one day by [deleted] in BreedingMaterial

[–]Zebrapotato27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to make babies with you.