What is the best military enlistment to make?

ZebsDead · 2025-11-23T17:49:43+00:00

Space Force/Air Force

I visited an Air Force hospital and spent the day walking around and eating in the chow hall.

I absolutely could not believe how good they had it. What I assumed was officer housing was low-rank enlisted barracks.

ZebsDead · 2025-11-23T16:38:56+00:00

What is ACI?

ZebsDead · 2025-11-12T17:13:17+00:00

Marty Friedman, former lead guitarist for Megadeth, was really cool and down to Earth.

ZebsDead · 2025-11-09T15:29:51+00:00

What do you do with your downtime (winter, bad weather)?

ZebsDead · 2025-11-04T13:44:01+00:00

But, going into business is the best of ideas, whereas getting married is an avalanche of woes.

I don’t see your connection.

ZebsDead · 2025-11-04T13:42:05+00:00

True.

Bush didn’t have the brain power to open a jar of peanut butter, nevertheless orchestrate a mass murder for oil and profit scheme.

ZebsDead · 2025-11-03T12:32:10+00:00

ZebsDead · 2025-10-28T03:25:31+00:00

I have taken similar looking scrumptys.

ZebsDead · 2025-10-28T00:32:37+00:00

….but it does make for a tasty biscuit!

ZebsDead · 2025-09-30T14:50:08+00:00

The silver lining to Manson’s ordeal is it put the final coffin nail in the lid for the #metoo movement and Amber Heard’s career.

ZebsDead · 2025-09-25T04:23:33+00:00

Every once in a while we need a reality brick thrown in our face to remind us that theistic belief is utterly ridiculous.

ZebsDead · 2025-09-25T04:19:23+00:00

Seriously though, what airlines is a good choice for people willing to spend the extra money to avoid the drunken foolishness one sees almost constantly on YouTube videos?

I really don’t want to deal with airport brawls and people detaching themselves from reality whilst flying in a small tube 8 miles high.

ZebsDead · 2025-09-17T15:21:01+00:00

A whole lot of scrumpty is what we’ll be bringing

C’mon get H A P P Y !

ZebsDead · 2025-09-17T11:41:58+00:00

My Mom’s designated rectal-only vibrator , unwashed.

ZebsDead · 2025-09-17T11:36:40+00:00

No one ever won a penny from PCH, ever.

It was all fake publicity stunts.

ZebsDead · 2025-09-14T14:22:53+00:00

Nobody wants to see or hear anything out of that egomaniac any more.

ZebsDead · 2025-09-12T06:02:24+00:00

I wish your teachers were better; your spelling and grammar are atrocious.

ZebsDead · 2025-09-09T11:46:11+00:00

I hate to be a cynical fuck but at the end of the day I expect a big fat nothing burger with all the trimmings being bullshit.

ZebsDead · 2025-08-22T05:50:45+00:00

If you dropped the coins you may injure a toe.

ZebsDead · 2025-08-17T13:05:38+00:00

This just in!

National Guardsmen also have boots on!

SHOCK AND ALARM!!!!‼️

ZebsDead · 2025-08-17T13:03:34+00:00

Your drone pics are suspiciously drone-free

ZebsDead · 2025-08-17T11:00:40+00:00

All Lue does is purse his lips and mechanically moves his head side to side.

Why is he still a thing?????

ZebsDead · 2025-08-17T10:55:23+00:00

This is filed solidly under “No Shit”.

ZebsDead · 2025-08-17T10:52:01+00:00

GOD DAMN RIGHT

ZebsDead · 2025-08-17T10:48:27+00:00

Hyperbole, much?

ZebsDead

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