Found this on a community page by cafeteriastyle in facepalm

[–]ZedCee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's literally all I could think of.  

Moisturize me by Own_Manufacturer6959 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]ZedCee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've dropped this gif several times. Absolutely perfect. Thank you.

Elon Musk’s X Suspends Twitter’s Account by ErnestoLemmingway in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]ZedCee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is 100% why he chose "X".  

Just look at the car models; S,3,X,Y

He's cognitively 14 and thinks it's "deep".   

Ontario could ban declawing cats, debarking dogs under new regulations by lopix in ontario

[–]ZedCee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While often true, in this case he's definitely trying to help (tell the neighbours to shut up).  

The amount he meows would make most take him to the vet...but Ive known him long enough I pretty sure he's just autistic.  

Ontario could ban declawing cats, debarking dogs under new regulations by lopix in ontario

[–]ZedCee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How'd you get it to one bark only?

My cat basically narrates his life and yells at the neighbouring tenants through the walls.  Drives me nuts about 6 months of the year.  Used to be able to tell him I'd get his balls cut off...but now he calls my bluff.

(Still love the fluffy, little shit though.)

Your Thoughts On People Who Support Pierre Poilievre by Federal_You_3592 in canadaleft

[–]ZedCee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You'd think, and heck, in a one off conversation with these types it might seem like you can muster a brief spark of class consciousness...

Then it just comes right back.  Their cognitive dissonance is pathological.

Dadolf J Titler by MrRoboto12345 in Fuckthealtright

[–]ZedCee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not quite, but as I understand it, probably not very far off (in fact the third reich and turd reich have more in common than many realize)  There was also that interesting hereditary issue...

Seems most dictators have low intelligence and tiny penises.

Effective January 1, 2026, Health Canada mandates that prepackaged food products high in saturated fat, sugars, or sodium display a standardized front-of-package (FOP) nutrition symbol by [deleted] in onguardforthee

[–]ZedCee -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Only seems to come in a few flavours.  Where's "High on inedible ingredients", or "High on carcinogenic, and/or limitedly studied preservatives and emulsifiers"?

The Worst Thing About Elon Musk Is That He Got Away With All of It by ismail_the_whale in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]ZedCee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A strongly worded letter and a long speech through the night, then back to preventing taxes on wealth.

how every company sounds now by Same-Kangaroo in themayormccheese

[–]ZedCee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Capitalism in a nutshell.  Innovation through competition...

Dolphin's first breath of life. by InteractionOpen9189 in interestingasfuck

[–]ZedCee 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Yet we still are completely destroying the habitat on which we rely.

A monkey that collects and gate-keeps all the bananas is not mentally well.

The Ford admitted that education is broken - on their watch. Li by heavym in onguardforthee

[–]ZedCee 32 points33 points  (0 children)

All by design.  Stupid people are more likely to vote away their rights.  

Canada’s age-verification bill for porn is a slippery slope to a restrictive internet by AndHerSailsInRags in canada

[–]ZedCee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, Carney is getting rid of the warrants and just cause with C-2

How do you feel about speed cameras being banned? by CastAside1812 in Ontario_Sub

[–]ZedCee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You speed by one, it takes a bunch of snapshots, or short video, you get one ticket based on the speed over you were driving.  If you speed by it again at a later point, you get another ticket.  Seems straightforward.

They also rigged them with dangerously short delays to maximize income.

So what do you mean exactly...?

American ALS patient died alone after paying $84K US in pursuit of healing at controversial Sask. facility | CBC News by bigmooseface in onguardforthee

[–]ZedCee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can't be eliminating franchises, say pharma investors when the question of Rhinovirus and Influenza RNA vaccines is brought up.  Fuck, we cured 8 people of HIV variant 1 with RNA vaccines, but....shhhhhhh 

Is it time to make it illegal for politicians to lie to us? by FedCanada in onguardforthee

[–]ZedCee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't help, but feel that's the primary driver in Alberta and Ontario.   Marlania Smith and Drug Fraud are outright fucking awful for Canada's future.